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dyslexified

the act of transposing letters or numbers
Dude I tried to remember that chicks telephone number but somehow I must have dyslexified them. All I get now is a pizza joint.
dyslexified by oilcan905 August 26, 2009

dyslexicity 

That girl's dyslexicity is causing me a headache.
dyslexicity by ZeWaffle June 1, 2016

Dyslexified

When a person mixes up the words in a sentence hardcore.

"How dyslexified is that sentence?"
Original sentence: "Entering Data at the station with David"

Dyslexified sentence: Entering David at the Data with Station"
Dyslexified by Leah October 6, 2004

dyslexified

my friend asked if James Earl Jones' name was Earl James? so I told him that he dyslexified the first and middle name but forgot the last name.
dyslexified by KW420 October 5, 2012

Compound dyslexicia 

A girl who is not only dyslexic but has no good things going for her. Girls be dyslexic.
Jon: this bitch has compound dyslexicia
Jamie: I’m going to use him because I don’t care.
Jon: she is so dyslexic, but she’s so bad she has compound dyslexicia.

dyslexician

A: Hey did you liek the socker mutch (soccer match)?
B: You mean... sucker marsh? Man. U. vs Barcel.?
A: Yea right...whatever it's spelt.
D: hat was awesome! Great I guess we're both dyslexicians!
dyslexician by nonachyst June 13, 2009