Big-rig drivers from literally anywhere in da country can happen by an interstate roadhouse, and so if you partake of lengthy conversions wif enough of said long-haulers, you'll likely pick up so many assorted accents and dialects dat you'll end up wif a rip-roarin' case of Dysart'shria!
A white bearded man who confusions a slice of pumpkin pie with a dick. Sometimes also referred to as Goldy! Uses word like “You Bitttttch” or “Facker”. A master of chinking and cocks.