Dyldo 

Dyldo is the nickname given to a male named Dylan. This nickname is only given to those special enough to have tapped older women or milfs. These men's lifes are bro... And they don't care what people think. Their dicks could be called 'Mandingos' and they are awesome in bed. If you ever meet a person with this nickname, acknowledge his awesomeness... And then get on your knees :) your life is ho if you get with a chama boy like this.

Oh my word, is that guys nickname Dyldo???
Yes it is, why?
Say ahhhh :)

Dyldo by Dyldo today 69 November 26, 2010

Dyldo 

Wee wanker who is too obsessed with penis for his own good, he non stop jacks off other people's dogs and caught aids off a drug addict

Dyldo: "5820K IS SHIT! CLIO LYF"

Dyldo by Penislover69xxx May 20, 2016

Dyldo 

a mash up of the name Dylan and the word dildo because some one you k ow named Dylan may be an ass to you

Me: omg is that Dylan

Some other person no one cares about: no that's Dyldo

Dyldo by Johnathan l March 30, 2017

Supreme Leader Dodgy Daddy Dyldo Thundercum Furbong XVIII Jr 

A person that is Cuomosexual and is known for being a Professional Skin Flautist.

"oh my god is that the super hot, sexy, hispanic, strong, sexy, cuomosexual, incredibly smart, sexy 'Supreme Leader Dodgy Daddy Dyldo Thundercum Furbong XVIII Jr' ?????
*faints*

Supreme Leader Dodgy Daddy Dyldo Thundercum Furbong XVIII Jr by Mortis_ February 5, 2022

Dildo Stick 

When a teenager feels freaky and wants to try something different but their parents won't let them have sex yet and they are too young to go to the adult store. The dildos are in use when the parents aren't at home or they are nappong, and are hidden afterwards.

When a teenager feels freaky and wants to try something different but their parents won't let them have sex yet and they are too young to go to the adult store. The dildos are in use when the parents aren't at home or they are nappong, and are hidden afterwards.

James was so so horny, but was tired of jerking off and wanted some non-gay anal, so he went outside to gather the perfect dildo stick. Turns out, sanitizer burns your ass.

Dildo Stick by WhoDatFreshBoi July 16, 2018

Dinosaur Dildo

A dildo, however 10 feet long and 5 feet wide. 100% certain to stretch your pussy to new limits.

“Yo my pussy is too tight. How can I stretch it out?”
“Ayyy what I used was a dinosaur dildo, and now mines so loose that you can stick your head in it!”

Dinosaur Dildo by Sammywammypurplescammy February 21, 2020

Dildo Fairy 

The mythological creature in which by legend comes and leaves your broke ass money when you place a dildo under your mattress before you go to sleep.

Hey Monty, did the dildo fairy visit you yet? Or is it okay for me to borrow your fake dick one more time to use as a pacifier?

Sorry Mr. Cook the sneaky leprechaun came in and intercepted it at some point last night, I'm still BROKE!

Dildo Fairy by Ranchgirls November 25, 2020