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dyj by Hi glitter July 2, 2017
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Sound kid hates scousers and fr*d loves the wrexham
DYJ Is sound aint he

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DYJ by f*ckfr*d November 23, 2021
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President Bush: (quiet rumble)

Dick Cheney: DYJF???
dyjf by nickeragueanicker November 2, 2010

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Used to get out of awkward or unwanted situations. Doesn't stand for anything. Just smack your head on the keyboard and people will think 'wtf' and leave you alone. Constantly use if a person does not understand. It's your way of saying 'later bolt'
Your non-existent gf or bf: "My dog just died"
You:dyjbtpheasn asfvskzdjkbvc
Your non-existent gf or bf: "What?"
You:dyjbtpheasn asfvskzdjkbvc
Your non-existent gf or bf: ...bye
Dyjea is a very smart,talented and sweet boy he has had some horrible things that happened in the past he is a big goof once you get to know him he is very protective of his friends and will do anything for them he also never knows what is good for him as in people,friends and lovers he isn’t the best at knowing what he needs
Oh Dyjea I told you not to do that
dyjea by Urmumsneverlovedme March 12, 2019

dyjsxydxidyxiydx 

When you have a stroke while typing on a keyboard
How bored did you have to be to look this up? You fuckshit like how do you look up dyjsxydxidyxiydx in the urban dictionary
Slang for “deciphering your jargon, acronyms and slang”. Used as a reply when someone is texting you with constant abbreviations that require googling to understand.

It’s especially relevant when you are committed in the text and memes you send them, but they always reply in shorthand with zero effort.

This then forces them to google the word “dyjaas”, landing them here and serving sweet revenge.
Obnoxious person: “Hey, wdym? Lol tntl“
Appropriate reply: “Dyjaas, wyd?”
dyjaas by LucidPatch August 19, 2020
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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