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(duh-wiss-it) Being very coherent yet extremely relaxed and calm. A high degree of satisfaction and hygge yet maintaining alertness, and being extremely mindful. Often initiated from the taking of Class A intoxicants.
Although Dr Nick had been on the LSD trip for several hours he was very dwicit, and able to maintain an excellent and intellectual conversation.
dwicit by CheekoZiko November 29, 2020
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urban dicitonary

misspelled version of this website, used when people want to say urban dictionary
john: every urban dicitonary definition is a joke even though its not allowed
max: yeah

stop online datin IM INTHE URBnAN DICITIONARY HELP 

if your reading this and you online date, you need help. im not joking. you need serious help, but on a io game your just a little sh- sorry, my profanity has been spilled because of your disgustin g act of your disgusting ways now go somehwere go outside and please help im trapped inthe urban dictinonary i need help please iehelp help je[el hepl
The act of being disgusting on games that are usually titled Fortnite and Roblox. If you do this, it is scientifically proven you need help, so please stop you could be dating a lego.. a 80-year-old man. That is the definition. this is the defiintion of: stop online datin IM INTHE URBnAN DICITIONARY HELP.

urban dicitonary

The site u are on
your are on urban dicitonary
urban dicitonary by rhehrhrhe May 16, 2018
-noun

pronunciation—Dee-Weeeee

Origin: 2008; Morphed from Darken Wilde, to DW, to Dwi (driving while intoxicated),
to Dwii™ (an easily manipulated drunken dupe)

An obsessively redundant cyber-bully drunkard that habitually posts on the dying internet ember known as sissyfight without his marilyn’s on, but never without an alcoholic beverage.

—Synonyms toper, sot, tippler, drinker. Drunkard and inebriate are terms
for a person who drinks hard liquors habitually. Drunkard connotes willful
indulgence to excess. Inebriate is a slightly more formal term than drunkard.
Dipsomaniac is the term for a person who, because of some psychological
or physiological illness, has an irresistible craving for liquor. The dipsomaniac
is popularly called an alcoholic.
—Antonyms teetotaler.

Example: Snake was lucky he had an UPS, as a Dwii™ ran into a telephone pole, and knocked out the electricity.
Dwii™ by Snakebliskin March 15, 2008
A condition where the sufferer uncontrollably refers to dictionary definitions of words they use.
Everyone in the department has contracted Dicitus and subsequently Waterstones has sold out dictionaries
When you're excited for that dick
Wow, Jeremy is coming over and I'm so dicited
dicited by Chill vibes May 28, 2016
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
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