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an old creepy lame fucking weirdo;

creepy, eerie vibe.

square; lame
-"you know that guy!"

-"yeah, the computer teacher?
..he's such a dwench."
dwench by Slay Lucas February 20, 2020
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drain drenching

The act of pissing down the floor drain in a public bathroom.
Tommy was drunk and had to piss but the urinals were full so he just went drain drenching.
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If something is good, but you want to holla at this fact.
Dench-o.

To Dencho;
I dencho, you dencho, he/she/it denchos, we all dencho
Izzy: Wow guys, look at this composition i've just written.
Eugenio: Dencho

Person 1: Woah, look at that hot chick!
Person 2: She's amazeballs, dencho.
Dencho by MrsMozart February 20, 2013

dry to drenched 

When the Vaginal region is excited and goes from the baron desert wastelands to the full roaring river of the Amazon in seconds.
When I get her back in the room and play a little Ginuwine she goes dry to drenched!

Judi-Denching 

To lift one’s leg in the air, like a cat, and reveal one’s butthole. Often done spontaneously and to surprise others. Requires flexibility to lift one’s leg nearly vertically. See film Cats (2019) for reference.
Girl to friend: Can you believe Britney?! She just Judi-Denched herself and then kissed her boyfriend. Iconic.

Chad: Bro, I met this girl on Tinder that wants to watch me Dench. Should I go for it?

Trent: Yeah bro, I’ve been Judi-Denching for my girl since spring break.
Judi-Denching by Prudence19 December 30, 2020

Dench Sausage 

A dicking so good, the "sausage"is considered dench.
A: Hey! How'd it go last night?
B: It was so nice! He gave me the dench sausage.
Dench Sausage by BigBean January 14, 2015

cum drenched 

The state of being covered in man juice! Drenched in Cum!!
Your mum was cum drenched after I spaffed all over her face last night.
cum drenched by ASS WIPE June 19, 2004
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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