Primitive behavior, having no sense of logical thinking, short time memory of about 14 minutes. Spends his money on useless junk that you later sell cheaper on E-bay.
Then you bitch about you being poor.
-"Hai guise i buyided dizkewl rc cawr look diz i naize!"
-"Stop Dvalin'!"
A variant of pocket dialing whereby sitting on a phone causes it to call someone. Usaully caused when you leave your phone in your back pockets and sit on it.
Sorry about donkdialing you, I just sat down with my phone in my back pocket.
Dumpleton dealing is the skilled art of having the dexterity, skill and experience of dealing a game of poker where the dealer is able to manipulate the cards at the last minute or last round of betting in order that a player who was odds on favourite to win ends up losing to a very unlikely turn of fate. Many dumpleton dealers are also magicians and can adapt there skills easily to close up magic or street cons such as 3 card monte.
Ian had a Full House Aces over Kings, he could only lose to one card, middle pin nine of hearts to give the other guy a straight flush, Sarah was dealing and last card she turned the nine of hearts!! She was dumpleton dealing for sure!!