dutch suprise

Trapping a person under the covers after pushing brown in the bed

by hole September 22, 2003

Dutch surprise

A Dutch oven that has gone too far.

From the Daily Telegraph:
"In London today the shock news spread that Her Royal Highness Queen Elizabeth II and her husband Phillip will be filing for divorce. A spokesperson for the royals has exclusively told the Daily Telegraph that the Queen initiated the procedings after Prince Phillip gave her a Dutch surprise this morning. Prince Phillip has long been known to be a patron of the Dutch oven."

by Matt Dunk October 1, 2007

Dutch sunrise

-n. a sudden burst of flatulance while one's asshole is being licked.

That bitch almost bit a hole my ass when I gave her a Dutch sunrise.

by Olin 110 May 28, 2006

Dutch Surprise

Leaving a poop in someone's bead, with them still in it, before they wake up.

I left her a Dutch Surprise. No number, just poop.

by paul-e-dangerously August 3, 2007

dutch surprise

The act of farting on someones head while there asleep and covering it with a blanket

I gave that little bitch a dutch treat

by DOn juan July 30, 2003

dutch surprise

An unpleasant fart which involveds farting on someone's head and covering it with a blanket.

You just earned one dutch surprise you weinerhead

by Little Lester July 20, 2003

Dutch Oven Surprise

A classical dutch oven, which is when you fart under the covers and pull the covers over your partner's face, except this dutch oven comes with a freshly baked batch of brownies!

I thought it was just a harmless dutch oven, but then i saw the dutch oven surprise!

by Jörg December 12, 2006