Definitions by Jörg
One-eyed Monster
When a person pulls down his/her pants and moons one or more people in a fashion that requires the person to use their hands to spred their buttcheeks apart and show their furry, brown asshole. This can be converted into two-eyed monsters, three-eyed, or as many eyes as you can find.
One-eyed Monster by Jörg December 13, 2006
Bottle of Stink
A empty water bottle that is consistantly farted into by one person, and then immidiatly capped to contain the pure methane. This bottle can then be used to unleash the most foul smell on earth into someone's nostrils.
Bottle of Stink by Jörg December 13, 2006
Dutch Oven Surprise
A classical dutch oven, which is when you fart under the covers and pull the covers over your partner's face, except this dutch oven comes with a freshly baked batch of brownies!
Dutch Oven Surprise by Jörg December 12, 2006