Dutch Master

Name: Dutch Master Mug
Brand: Urban Dictionary
Price: 25.00 USD
Availability: InStock

When your CPAP machine sucks up one of your farts and gives you a pressurized Dutch Oven through the mask.

I farted in my sleep and the damn CPAP woke me up with Dutch Master of my own ass.

Dutch Master by Pheecees June 27, 2021

Words you can keep

Dutch Master

A dutch master is primary used to roll gods greatest gift into a beautiful work of art.

Max bought a "Dutch Master" to roll the B-L-U-N-T

Dutch Master by RMP October 23, 2005

Dutch Master

A brand of cigar most commonly used when hollowed out and refilled with marijuana to create a blunt.

Bro want to smoke some weed i've got a doobie
Nah man I got a phresh Dutch Master we can smoke a high class blunt.

Dutch Master by Swagzeplin July 10, 2015

Dutch Master

In addition to the existing definition.

After a session of truly inspired anal coitus with an Amsterdam whore, to use ones poo soiled member to "sketch" a reproduction of a famous Rembrant or Vermeer of art on her back.

I was halfway through drawing a Dutch Master when I had to go back in for paint for my dick.

Dutch Master by Brown Delivers December 18, 2010

chocolate dutch master

a cigar that's use for smoking marijuana. it has a nice tootsie roll smell and flavor. the outer leaves our brown

i only had reg so i just rolled it in a chocolate dutch master for that nice choco flavor

chocolate dutch master by anDROid 900 December 2, 2009

Dutch masters

Best cigar to roll your ganj Comes in natural leaf flavors and its original palma made for a fat blunt Its normally about 2 for $1 for the natural and 1.50 for the og

Snoop dogg - rollin swishers
Me- old dumb nigga its dutch masters or raw paper and grabba

Dutch masters by KingInnaEarth February 1, 2021

Dutch Oven Masterbater

A man that farts while laying in bed and sniffs his own fart doing the dutch oven,gets so turned on by the smell of his fart,he has to Masterbate.

William harris jr,will take a Dutch Oven Masterbater over a woman anyday!

Dutch Oven Masterbater by williampoop23 March 29, 2009

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026