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Dutch Master

A dutch master is primary used to roll gods greatest gift into a beautiful work of art.
Max bought a "Dutch Master" to roll the B-L-U-N-T
Dutch Master by RMP October 23, 2005

Dutch Master

A brand of cigar most commonly used when hollowed out and refilled with marijuana to create a blunt.
Bro want to smoke some weed i've got a doobie
Nah man I got a phresh Dutch Master we can smoke a high class blunt.
Dutch Master by Swagzeplin July 10, 2015

Dutch Master

In addition to the existing definition.

After a session of truly inspired anal coitus with an Amsterdam whore, to use ones poo soiled member to "sketch" a reproduction of a famous Rembrant or Vermeer of art on her back.
I was halfway through drawing a Dutch Master when I had to go back in for paint for my dick.
Dutch Master by Brown Delivers December 18, 2010

chocolate dutch master 

a cigar that's use for smoking marijuana. it has a nice tootsie roll smell and flavor. the outer leaves our brown
i only had reg so i just rolled it in a chocolate dutch master for that nice choco flavor

Dutch masters 

Best cigar to roll your ganj Comes in natural leaf flavors and its original palma made for a fat blunt Its normally about 2 for $1 for the natural and 1.50 for the og
Snoop dogg - rollin swishers
Me- old dumb nigga its dutch masters or raw paper and grabba
Dutch masters by KingInnaEarth February 1, 2021

Dutch Oven Masterbater 

A man that farts while laying in bed and sniffs his own fart doing the dutch oven,gets so turned on by the smell of his fart,he has to Masterbate.
William harris jr,will take a Dutch Oven Masterbater over a woman anyday!
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