When you fall asleep with traditional corded earbuds and wake up with the cord wrapped around your neck possibly causing choking and asphyxiation.
I wore my shitty iPhone earbuds to bed and woke up with that cord on my neck like Pablo Escobar’s Necktie.
by Pheecees December 11, 2022
Instead of conducting methodical troubleshooting of a problem, you just try random stuff to see what works. Similar to throwing spaghetti on the wall to see if it is al dente yet.
Those idiots at the Spectrum help desk just keep spaghetti testing my cable modem instead of fixing it.
by Pheecees December 14, 2021
When you rub your balls or butt on someones toothbrush. The next time they brush their teeth they gat an "oral b."
by Pheecees January 08, 2021
When your CPAP machine sucks up one of your farts and gives you a pressurized Dutch Oven through the mask.
by Pheecees June 27, 2021
I squeezed out a Charles Lindbergh fart in my sleep and my CPAP sucked it up and gave me a Dutch Master
by Pheecees June 27, 2021
Similar to the Fabulous Larry, and a variation on the Cleveland Steamer. You defecate through a tennis racket and steamroll the feces through by pressing your anus down on the racket so the feces comes out the bottom as strings on to your partners chest. This is topped off by blood from the hemorrhoids on your anus which leaves it looking much like spaghetti with a red sauce on top. Sprinkling Parmesan cheese on top is optional.
I need to eat more fiber, the last fabulous Larry I have your mom ended up becoming a stinky Spaghetti Factory.
by Pheecees March 19, 2023
A variation on the Cleveland Steamer, instead you dedicate through a tennis racket and steamroll the feces through by pressing your anus down on the racket so the feces comes out the bottom as strings on to your partners chest.
I forgot to wash my racket after giving your mother a fabulous Larry last night and speckled shit all over my tennis instructor.
by Pheecees March 19, 2023