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When your CPAP machine sucks up one of your farts and gives you a pressurized Dutch Oven through the mask.
by Pheecees June 27, 2021
Get the Dutch Master mug.When you lay your sagging scrotum sack on the toilet seat while defecting so that your testicles do not go swimming in the toilet water. “Like some balls over toilet water - I will lay thee down “
by Pheecees August 4, 2022
Get the Simon and Garfunkel Shit mug.When you rub your balls or butt on someones toothbrush. The next time they brush their teeth they gat an "oral b."
by Pheecees January 7, 2021
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I wore my shitty iPhone earbuds to bed and woke up with that cord on my neck like Pablo Escobar’s Necktie.
by Pheecees December 10, 2022
Get the Pablo Escobar’s Necktie mug.Instead of conducting methodical troubleshooting of a problem, you just try random stuff to see what works. Similar to throwing spaghetti on the wall to see if it is al dente yet.
Those idiots at the Spectrum help desk just keep spaghetti testing my cable modem instead of fixing it.
by Pheecees December 14, 2021
Get the Spaghetti Test mug.I squeezed out a Charles Lindbergh fart in my sleep and my CPAP sucked it up and gave me a Dutch Master
by Pheecees June 27, 2021
Get the Charles Lindbergh mug.A variation on the Cleveland Steamer, instead you dedicate through a tennis racket and steamroll the feces through by pressing your anus down on the racket so the feces comes out the bottom as strings on to your partners chest.
I forgot to wash my racket after giving your mother a fabulous Larry last night and speckled shit all over my tennis instructor.
by Pheecees March 19, 2023
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