Definitions by Pheecees

Spaghetti Factory 

Similar to the Fabulous Larry, and a variation on the Cleveland Steamer. You defecate through a tennis racket and steamroll the feces through by pressing your anus down on the racket so the feces comes out the bottom as strings on to your partners chest. This is topped off by blood from the hemorrhoids on your anus which leaves it looking much like spaghetti with a red sauce on top. Sprinkling Parmesan cheese on top is optional.

I need to eat more fiber, the last fabulous Larry I have your mom ended up becoming a stinky Spaghetti Factory.

Spaghetti Factory by Pheecees March 19, 2023

Fabulous Larry 

A variation on the Cleveland Steamer, instead you dedicate through a tennis racket and steamroll the feces through by pressing your anus down on the racket so the feces comes out the bottom as strings on to your partners chest.

I forgot to wash my racket after giving your mother a fabulous Larry last night and speckled shit all over my tennis instructor.

Fabulous Larry by Pheecees March 19, 2023

Pablo Escobar’s Necktie

When you fall asleep with traditional corded earbuds and wake up with the cord wrapped around your neck possibly causing choking and asphyxiation.

I wore my shitty iPhone earbuds to bed and woke up with that cord on my neck like Pablo Escobar’s Necktie.

Pablo Escobar’s Necktie by Pheecees December 10, 2022

Simon and Garfunkel Shit 

When you lay your sagging scrotum sack on the toilet seat while defecting so that your testicles do not go swimming in the toilet water. “Like some balls over toilet water - I will lay thee down “

I have to take Simon and Garfunkel shits until my testicle support unit is finished drying.

Simon and Garfunkel Shit by Pheecees August 4, 2022

Fart Wagon 

An old beater of a car, with ratty upholstery that has trapped the fecal particles and fart scent of every ass that has sat on it over the past decade.

Let’s hop in the fart wagon and go get milk shakes!

Fart Wagon by Pheecees August 4, 2022

Spaghetti Test 

Instead of conducting methodical troubleshooting of a problem, you just try random stuff to see what works. Similar to throwing spaghetti on the wall to see if it is al dente yet.

Those idiots at the Spectrum help desk just keep spaghetti testing my cable modem instead of fixing it.

Spaghetti Test by Pheecees December 14, 2021

Charles Lindbergh 

A fart that travels an exceptionally great distance.

I squeezed out a Charles Lindbergh fart in my sleep and my CPAP sucked it up and gave me a Dutch Master

Charles Lindbergh by Pheecees June 27, 2021