Pheecees's definitions

Fart Wagon

An old beater of a car, with ratty upholstery that has trapped the fecal particles and fart scent of every ass that has sat on it over the past decade.

Let’s hop in the fart wagon and go get milk shakes!

by Pheecees August 4, 2022

Dutch Master

When your CPAP machine sucks up one of your farts and gives you a pressurized Dutch Oven through the mask.

I farted in my sleep and the damn CPAP woke me up with Dutch Master of my own ass.

by Pheecees June 27, 2021

Simon and Garfunkel Shit

When you lay your sagging scrotum sack on the toilet seat while defecting so that your testicles do not go swimming in the toilet water. “Like some balls over toilet water - I will lay thee down “

I have to take Simon and Garfunkel shits until my testicle support unit is finished drying.

by Pheecees August 4, 2022

oral b

When you rub your balls or butt on someones toothbrush. The next time they brush their teeth they gat an "oral b."

I was at my sister in laws house and I oral b'd her toothbrush with my ass n balls.

by Pheecees January 7, 2021

Spaghetti Test

Instead of conducting methodical troubleshooting of a problem, you just try random stuff to see what works. Similar to throwing spaghetti on the wall to see if it is al dente yet.

Those idiots at the Spectrum help desk just keep spaghetti testing my cable modem instead of fixing it.

by Pheecees December 14, 2021

Pablo Escobar’s Necktie

When you fall asleep with traditional corded earbuds and wake up with the cord wrapped around your neck possibly causing choking and asphyxiation.

I wore my shitty iPhone earbuds to bed and woke up with that cord on my neck like Pablo Escobar’s Necktie.

by Pheecees December 10, 2022

Charles Lindbergh

A fart that travels an exceptionally great distance.

I squeezed out a Charles Lindbergh fart in my sleep and my CPAP sucked it up and gave me a Dutch Master

by Pheecees June 27, 2021