A variation on the Cleveland Steamer, instead you dedicate through a tennis racket and steamroll the feces through by pressing your anus down on the racket so the feces comes out the bottom as strings on to your partners chest.
I forgot to wash my racket after giving your mother a fabulous Larry last night and speckled shit all over my tennis instructor.
by Pheecees March 19, 2023

When you rub your balls or butt on someones toothbrush. The next time they brush their teeth they gat an "oral b."
by Pheecees January 07, 2021

A dehydrated piece of dog feces layered between two pieces of moldy white bread.
Typically served in a plastic container by policemen to homeless people
Typically served in a plastic container by policemen to homeless people
by Pheecees September 07, 2019

Similar to the Fabulous Larry, and a variation on the Cleveland Steamer. You defecate through a tennis racket and steamroll the feces through by pressing your anus down on the racket so the feces comes out the bottom as strings on to your partners chest. This is topped off by blood from the hemorrhoids on your anus which leaves it looking much like spaghetti with a red sauce on top. Sprinkling Parmesan cheese on top is optional.
I need to eat more fiber, the last fabulous Larry I have your mom ended up becoming a stinky Spaghetti Factory.
by Pheecees March 19, 2023

When you fall asleep with traditional corded earbuds and wake up with the cord wrapped around your neck possibly causing choking and asphyxiation.
I wore my shitty iPhone earbuds to bed and woke up with that cord on my neck like Pablo Escobar’s Necktie.
by Pheecees December 10, 2022

Instead of conducting methodical troubleshooting of a problem, you just try random stuff to see what works. Similar to throwing spaghetti on the wall to see if it is al dente yet.
Those idiots at the Spectrum help desk just keep spaghetti testing my cable modem instead of fixing it.
by Pheecees December 14, 2021

I squeezed out a Charles Lindbergh fart in my sleep and my CPAP sucked it up and gave me a Dutch Master
by Pheecees June 27, 2021
