2 definition by Pheecees

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A dehydrated piece of dog feces layered between two pieces of moldy white bread.

Typically served in a plastic container by policemen to homeless people
I think your going to have eat a Texas shit sandwich.
by Pheecees September 07, 2019

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When you rub your balls or butt on someones toothbrush. The next time they brush their teeth they gat an "oral b."
I was at my sister in laws house and I oral b'd her toothbrush with my ass n balls.
by Pheecees January 07, 2021

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