Pheecees's definitions

Dutch Master

When your CPAP machine sucks up one of your farts and gives you a pressurized Dutch Oven through the mask.

I farted in my sleep and the damn CPAP woke me up with Dutch Master of my own ass.

by Pheecees June 27, 2021

Fabulous Larry

A variation on the Cleveland Steamer, instead you dedicate through a tennis racket and steamroll the feces through by pressing your anus down on the racket so the feces comes out the bottom as strings on to your partners chest.

I forgot to wash my racket after giving your mother a fabulous Larry last night and speckled shit all over my tennis instructor.

by Pheecees March 19, 2023

Texas Shit Sandwich

A dehydrated piece of dog feces layered between two pieces of moldy white bread.

Typically served in a plastic container by policemen to homeless people

I think your going to have eat a Texas shit sandwich.

by Pheecees September 7, 2019

Charles Lindbergh

A fart that travels an exceptionally great distance.

I squeezed out a Charles Lindbergh fart in my sleep and my CPAP sucked it up and gave me a Dutch Master

by Pheecees June 27, 2021

oral b

When you rub your balls or butt on someones toothbrush. The next time they brush their teeth they gat an "oral b."

I was at my sister in laws house and I oral b'd her toothbrush with my ass n balls.

by Pheecees January 7, 2021

Fart Wagon

An old beater of a car, with ratty upholstery that has trapped the fecal particles and fart scent of every ass that has sat on it over the past decade.

Let’s hop in the fart wagon and go get milk shakes!

by Pheecees August 4, 2022

Spaghetti Test

Instead of conducting methodical troubleshooting of a problem, you just try random stuff to see what works. Similar to throwing spaghetti on the wall to see if it is al dente yet.

Those idiots at the Spectrum help desk just keep spaghetti testing my cable modem instead of fixing it.

by Pheecees December 14, 2021