DutchMastur

When one farts under covers and covers him/her self under (like a dutch oven) and than proceeds to masturbate. Hence, Dutch from Dutch Oven and Mastur from Masturbate.

I could not fall asleep so I gave myself a dutchmastur to relief myself and fall into a deep sleep.

DutchMastur by B Mack April 1, 2009

dutchmaster 

A Man (or Woman) who is incredibly skilled in the art of Rollin up dutches. It takes many Dutches rolled to perfection to achieve this rank. One cannot proclaim themselves the "Dutchmaster", it needs to be given to you by your peers and fellow potheads. Consider this the highest honor that can be bestowed upon a pothead.

If you think you are good enough, join my myspace group "the Dutches".

Join my myspace group "The Dutches" and I am an example. My name.....Sir JOey Mc-D......The Dutchmaster

dutchmaster by Joey Da Boots August 16, 2006

A DutchMasters XXL 

An EXTREMELY fat blunt rolled by experienced pot smokers. These will be rolled with no other but a XL Dutchmasters blunt. This blunt cannot be filled with anything less but an 8th of the dankest of all dank piff.

Kevin- "Dude No WAYY!! That is the biggest L i have ever seen!"
Vinny-"L is an understatement, this is A DutchMasters XXL

A DutchMasters XXL by OnlyPiffOrSour August 24, 2010