dusche bag
Man I saw such a massive dusche bag in the intersection by meijer I just wanted to get out and punch him!
dusche bag by Lost Ori April 17, 2009
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duche bag
Historically known as an insturment of cleanliness bestowed upon a dirrty peice of female genitalia, modernly considered a large scale insult bestowed upon the kind of person that would rather eat shit than do something with meaning
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duche bag
"Those douche bags write 'duche bag' and spell 'cunt' with a k," sighed the chagrined old woman, "No wonder society is going straight to fucking hell."
duche bag by Trendy Wendy November 14, 2004
deusche bag
Someone who is known for always saying or doing something that makes you just shake your head and glare at them like they are some kind of retard. Someone with very bad social skills.
Mike- "You know Sammy is the one who told the teacher she forgot to assign us homework."
Bill- "Man, what a deusche bag."
Bill- "Man, what a deusche bag."
deusche bag by rambo tootles December 13, 2008
Duche bag
A person who finds the need to update their facebook status with stupid shit found on a web site writen for duche bags.
Duche bag by fuckoffwithyourstupidshit February 4, 2010
dueche bag
1. "hey Ashley, have you seen my dueche bag? I need my cunt squeaky clean for prom night."
2.Jim:"Hey Tom, I kinda nailed your sister last night." Tom: " dude your such a deuche bag, she's only 13"
3." Mr.Hennington bought me the perfect douche bag for my birthday, it matches my favorite dress"
2.Jim:"Hey Tom, I kinda nailed your sister last night." Tom: " dude your such a deuche bag, she's only 13"
3." Mr.Hennington bought me the perfect douche bag for my birthday, it matches my favorite dress"
dueche bag by MojoMagic November 7, 2007
duche bag
duche bag by Ralph Felix July 1, 2004
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