dusche bag

A man who rides his bike between two very large trucks such as escalades or avalanches.

Man I saw such a massive dusche bag in the intersection by meijer I just wanted to get out and punch him!

by Lost Ori April 17, 2009

duche bag

Historically known as an insturment of cleanliness bestowed upon a dirrty peice of female genitalia, modernly considered a large scale insult bestowed upon the kind of person that would rather eat shit than do something with meaning

Byron would not agree to video tape his sister getting into the shower in the morning even though the rest of his friends thought she was hot; he is a duche bag

by Ryan December 11, 2003

duche bag

Corruption of 'douche bag' used by the illiterate (and corrected here by the snarky elitist).

"Those douche bags write 'duche bag' and spell 'cunt' with a k," sighed the chagrined old woman, "No wonder society is going straight to fucking hell."

by Trendy Wendy November 14, 2004

deusche bag

Someone who is known for always saying or doing something that makes you just shake your head and glare at them like they are some kind of retard. Someone with very bad social skills.

Mike- "You know Sammy is the one who told the teacher she forgot to assign us homework."

Bill- "Man, what a deusche bag."

by rambo tootles December 13, 2008

Duche bag

A person who finds the need to update their facebook status with stupid shit found on a web site writen for duche bags.

I know that duche bag, hes on face book.

by fuckoffwithyourstupidshit February 4, 2010

dueche bag

1. Cunt Cleaner
2. Jerk
3. Fancy purse

1. "hey Ashley, have you seen my dueche bag? I need my cunt squeaky clean for prom night."

2.Jim:"Hey Tom, I kinda nailed your sister last night." Tom: " dude your such a deuche bag, she's only 13"

3." Mr.Hennington bought me the perfect douche bag for my birthday, it matches my favorite dress"

by MojoMagic November 7, 2007

duche bag

A term used to either make fun of, or put someone down.

I'm not gonna hang out with that kid, he's a duche bag.

by Ralph Felix July 1, 2004