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What a teenager says when he/she can’t make a decision about whether he/she wants to go upstairs or downstairs.
Dad: Shall we have dinner upstairs or downstairs?
Son: How about… dupstairs?
Dad: If you can’t decide, we'll have to decide for you.
dupstairs by Yamato Yamamoto May 3, 2023
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upstairs bathroom effect 

A phenomenon in which an occupant of an upstairs bathroom is unable to hear what individuals downstairs are yelling up to him.
Marie: (To Kenneth) Darling, your brother is on the telephone!
SILENCE
Matthew: Alas, dear; he is using the upstairs bathroom and is thus unable to hear that which you are attempting to communicate to him. He may as well be deaf. This is a superb example of the so-called upstairs bathroom effect.

nothing upstairs 

ignorant and stupid person, with little intelligence,
little education / schooling
he's a twink with nothing upstairs
nothing upstairs by woefwoef January 12, 2008

Leo upstairs 

The hottest producer out of Vancouver, Canada. Ever!!! ⚡️

soundcloud.com/leoupstairs
instagram.com/leoupstairs/
That dude over there look fly as hell! Yeah he fucks all the hoes like leo upstairs

bring it upstairs 

Slang for learning something well by incorporating it fully into your mind.
This time around she realized how truly important it was to bring it upstairs!

the big man upstairs 

A deity who lives "on high" in Heaven or another analogous place. Most often refers to the God of Christianity.
Man, I was saved by the big man upstairs the other day, and I feel great!

party upstairs 

anal sex. booty

as in, "do you mind taking the party upstairs?"
as in, "do you mind taking the party upstairs?"
party upstairs by sharpie1 February 12, 2008
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