duolingus 

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My favorite foreplay is duolingus!

duolingus by ampmdoubleshot January 11, 2021

Dufalingus 

A dufus with a strong tongue game

Black Friday 2020 at dicks sporting goods was a breeze...i got two hours of sleep, went hungover and still managed to squeeze a lil dufalingus into my tight hairy Todo list while I was getting paid.

Dufalingus by Roobeer March 28, 2020

Duolingo 

A dark web platform which kidnaps your close ones. To release them, one must learn a language. Their mascot is the infamous green owl.

Me:"Please, i want to see my kids again!"
The Duolingo Owl:"Not until you learn that french lesson you don't!"

Duolingo by Karen&Kids April 2, 2019

Duolingo 

The messenger of hell. He kidnaps your family and you might get them back if you complete your lessons.

“Idk man... the duolingo owl is kinda hot...”

Duolingo by （；＿；） April 11, 2019

Duolingo 

The living embodiment of Satan; will do anything he possibly can to make you pay for your absence on his spanish lesson, you bafoon.

Hey! Last night, I skipped my lesson on Duolingo!
What happened next?
Remember my kid?

Duolingo by DracoBoom October 29, 2019

Duolingo Bird 

The bird who stole your family including your kids and doesn't feed then until you learn a diffrent language.

New York Times: A mysterious bird named "Duolingo Bird" might be the suspect of dead victims. This is because people didn't learn any new launguages in 1 day.

Duolingo Bird by packtober April 4, 2019

Duolingo 

Duolingo is a website to help you learn a new language right? Wrong! Duolingo is practically torture. Watch out, the Duolingo bird looks cute and friendly, however it is a possessed demon. If you miss your lesson the bird will haunt you until you fall on your knees and beg for mercy. Don’t even try to skip your lesson two night in a row... unless you want to end up like Billy, we don’t talk about him. Anyways if you want to learn a new language and you aren’t afraid of being massacred by a “harmless” bird try Duolingo out today!

Me: one night of no French is fine
Duolingo Bird: you missed your lesson... you know what that means
Me: what’s that noise *blacks out*

Duolingo by I like avocados November 2, 2019