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A foolish child who doesn’t wipe after pooping, rarely washes their hands, easily loses their shoes and is a sore loser
Kid1: did you hear Kale Bumpus is a DOINGUS
Kid2: yeah
DOINGUS by Analtrain69 August 19, 2018
Words you can keep

Diddlin’ Yer Doingus

Verb - The act of diddling one’s doingus
Hey bro, I tried to call you last night but I guess you were too busy diddlin’ yer doingus.

Dingus Boobie Face 

Dingus Boobie Face is one that has the face that resembles breast and one that does stupid things to make you laugh
Friend "I love this game!".
Friend that doesn't care "Shut up you Dingus Boobie Face!."
Dingus Boobie Face by Skeletor420 December 14, 2018

Blocky's Funny Doings International 

Blocky's Show where he does some Funny Doings
currently shut off because of pranking in a court case
Blocky: Hey guys! For a prank, use Firey's ferris wheel stand to dispense water on Gelatin! He'll get ultra soggy, unable to do anything! When recovered, repeat! Isn't that funny? Hahahahahah! {This program was brought you by Blocky's Funny Doings International.}

Dingus McKringus 

A person who is such a jackass they make your brain cells commit mass suicide one by one until your brain turns into pink Jell-O.
John is such a Dingus McKringus.

warm black dingus 

Samuel L. Jackson's big black penis in "The Hateful Eight", which was sucked by the confederate General's son.
and Chester Charles Smithers...SUCKED on that warm black dingus for loooonnng as he could! HAHAHAHAHAH!

Dingus Bat 

Created by Symyra Byrd

Dingus bat is a phrase used to describe those people you love the most who act incredibly slow. Like your crackhead friends who don't do crack.
Symyra stop being such a dingus bat!
Dingus Bat by symyrakgsyjf December 12, 2019
More from Urban Dictionary

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026
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