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dumpstain 

of or relating to the stainage left inside the toilet bowl after you take a massive; or, a person who is the metaphorical equivalent of said stain.
Tronald Dump is a true dumpstain. He lit'rally sucks his own farts out of his stainus with a tube.

Dumpstick 

Noun: A dildo used by gay males for anal play that becomes covered with traces of fecal matter.
Joe: Hey Frank, I want to go to town on your butt with our new dildo!

Frank: Are you crazy? We had dinner at Taco Bell! It would be a dumpstick disaster!
Dumpstick by Remodeler64112 November 13, 2017
Girl, you got a dumpsta.
dumpsta by KT69 January 11, 2009

Dumpstart 

The act of taking a truly excellent and gratifying morning dump so that you can start the day off on the right foot.
Those burritos and beers last night gave me a great dumpstart to my day.
Dumpstart by zyxt March 28, 2009

Dumpatina 

The nickname given to a young woman with a spectaculaly oversized and heavy arse, the girth of which is exceptionally disproportionate to her figure.
You spot an attractive girl on the dance floor and want to get off with her but then notice her massive arse which puts you off, "that's a one big heavy arse dumpatina" your mates say.
Dumpatina by JimboJar December 14, 2009

dumpstance

An odd postural position reminiscent of a person about to take a dump over a repulsive public toilet.
Knowing that I must not come in contact with this germ-infested commode, I took my best dumpstance and did it from there.
dumpstance by Dr Bunnygirl November 4, 2018
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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