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dumpstain 

of or relating to the stainage left inside the toilet bowl after you take a massive; or, a person who is the metaphorical equivalent of said stain.
Tronald Dump is a true dumpstain. He lit'rally sucks his own farts out of his stainus with a tube.

Dumpstick 

Noun: A dildo used by gay males for anal play that becomes covered with traces of fecal matter.
Joe: Hey Frank, I want to go to town on your butt with our new dildo!

Frank: Are you crazy? We had dinner at Taco Bell! It would be a dumpstick disaster!
Dumpstick by Remodeler64112 November 13, 2017
Girl, you got a dumpsta.
dumpsta by KT69 January 11, 2009

Dumpstart 

The act of taking a truly excellent and gratifying morning dump so that you can start the day off on the right foot.
Those burritos and beers last night gave me a great dumpstart to my day.
Dumpstart by zyxt March 28, 2009

Dumpatina 

The nickname given to a young woman with a spectaculaly oversized and heavy arse, the girth of which is exceptionally disproportionate to her figure.
You spot an attractive girl on the dance floor and want to get off with her but then notice her massive arse which puts you off, "that's a one big heavy arse dumpatina" your mates say.
Dumpatina by JimboJar December 14, 2009

dumpstance

An odd postural position reminiscent of a person about to take a dump over a repulsive public toilet.
Knowing that I must not come in contact with this germ-infested commode, I took my best dumpstance and did it from there.
dumpstance by Dr Bunnygirl November 4, 2018