dumpering

When someone you're dating is rude and disrespectful to you so realizing you'll probably be dumped sometime soon you abruptly end the relationship rejecting that person before he/she can reject you.

That gal treats me terribly breaking dates at last minute with lame excuses and ignoring me when we're at social functions so I'll be dumpering her today.

by Red Sam Black May 16, 2018

Sweater dumplings

Nice beautiful boobs completely covered in a tight sweater or not but we can see the outline of the treasure below.

She’s got the best sweater dumplings I’ve ever seen.
Her sweater dumplings make her the complete package.
She’s a beautiful, intelligent, nice girl with terrific sweater dumplings.

by DrCPA December 26, 2019

Dog Dumpling

The most recommended, delicious, mouth-watering dish in Dog Dynasty. It is filled with dog meat and the dough is seasoned with dog urine.

"I love this dog dumpling so much!"
"I want to fuck a dog now."

by cringe terminator August 1, 2019

cooler dumping

The act of saturating oneself (and potentially others)with urine. Usually while drunk.

I got so hammered I cooler dumped on myself last night.
He ain't no cooler dumper.
JT cooler dumped on me last night.
One more beer and I may dump my cooler
Look She's Coolering on the couch.
I am skilled in the arts of cooler dumping.

by TKE January 11, 2009

Plum Dumpling

1. A very painful hemorrhoid in men
2. Smelly and cavernous vagina in women
3. An STI

Hey did you go to the doctor to have your plum dumpling removed?

It's starting to smell like a plum dumpling in every room you walk out of, better go see your Obgyn

Did you get a plum dumpling from that slut you turned out last week?

by ExpectResistance July 27, 2016

Devil’s Dumplings

Another name for turds, poo, poop or excrement.

When Malcolm takes a shit the stench tells you why they’re called Devil’s Dumplings.

by AKACroatalin March 20, 2017

Bumpering

Grabing on to the bumper of a stopped car and then haveing them pull you along as they go. This is done only when the streets are ice or snow covered so that the bumperer can just slide along as the car goes.

It was snowing outside so my friend and I went bumpering.

by sfcjking March 13, 2011