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Dumbening 

A rare, genetic condition found in males, usually surfacing at the on-set of puberty; the result of which is a swift plummeting of the carrier's overall intelligence.
Young Abraham quickly went from smart as a monkey to dumb as a chimp, as a result of his dumbening.

dumbsizing 

Downsizing a company's workforce to the point of crippling the business by not retaining enough workers with the knowledge and skills to keep the company operating efficiently and profitably.
The recent dumbsizing of our workforce seems to have backfired as we've had to outsource work to ex-employees at higher fees than than the wages they made before we fired them.
dumbsizing by weedtarded February 20, 2009

dumbsizing 

Unreasonable downsizing that may achieve the payroll reduction objectives but cripples or destroys the organization in the process by losing critical knowledge and skills. businessdictionary.com
Although the place I worked had more projects then people, I was affected through their dumbsizing.
dumbsizing by Almighty_AL February 18, 2009

dumberring 

What happens when you stop doing smart stuff and your intelligence slowely drips out of your ears and onto the floor.
Stephanie gave up her academic career and took up a job in retail. As a result she felt herself dumberring.

Dumbening. 

Describes the ever increasing lack of common sense and/or intelligence often displayed in society today.
This is an example of the dumbening.
"What language do they speak in England?"
"Did he really ask that?"
"Yeah, it's The Dumbening."
Dumbening. by Jus. August 9, 2008
When someone you're dating is rude and disrespectful to you so realizing you'll probably be dumped sometime soon you abruptly end the relationship rejecting that person before he/she can reject you.
That gal treats me terribly breaking dates at last minute with lame excuses and ignoring me when we're at social functions so I'll be dumpering her today.
dumpering by Red Sam Black May 16, 2018