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Jenny is such a dumbox, she keeps chasing the same guy over and over.
dumbox by NinoB2005 June 28, 2020
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Dumbocracy 

Dumbocracy: noun: a democracy with stupid voters.

"Only in a true dumbocracy could (insert name here) have been re-elected."
Dumbocracy by Stupid117 January 13, 2009

Dumbo mask 

A dumbo mask is when you approach your girl from behind and spread your saggy, worn out ball sack over her eyes, leaving your flacid hog hanging in front of her nose. She then looks like everyone’s favorite pachyderm... Dumbo!
Newman was out by the campfire giving billy a dumbo mask. What a dick!
Dumbo mask by Kung fu Jim March 7, 2020

dumbocracy 

Government of the dumb, for the dumb, by the dumb.
Person: How the hell did George W Bush get elected US President twice?

Person 2: Well, that's what you sometimes get in a dumbocracy.
dumbocracy by Ozymoron October 2, 2009

Operation Dumbo Drop 

The process of hovering over a dirty toilet seat to take a crap so you do not get your back end covered in germs.
I had to drop the Cosby kids off at the pool, but some one left their juice on all the toilet seats. Luckily, I remembered a trick my 2nd grade teacher taught me and performed an Operation Dumbo Drop.
Operation Dumbo Drop by Bhobby December 9, 2008

dumbocrat 

pejorative. referring to contempt of or disagreement with both politicians and views that are associated with the United States of America Democratic political party. Note that the usage has arisen with the party nomination and subsequent election of President Barack Hussein Obama though earlier examples can be found; legislative acts or proposals thereof that are characterized by wasteful, selfish gratification that is irrespective of social or fiscal cost and ultimately devoid of the responsibility from resulting negative consequences; ineffectual public policy that will require remediation by others at a later date with ultimate greater costs.
The dumbocrat President's impeachment merely reinforced the public perception that his party is not capable of governing.
dumbocrat by FrankBlack10023 January 25, 2009

dumbocrat 

(1) Fools who believe that it takes a village. Oh Hillary Clintons book says... (2) People who want more taxes for more social services, yet don't want to pay any more taxes themselves. (3) A person that lives any way they want but thinks they have the right, no, the obligation to tell everyone else how to live. (4) Anyone who utters the phrase "save the children".
(1) I won't accept the responsibility of raising my own children. I am such a dumbocrat! (2) Reporters are saying that dumbocrats nation wide believe that throwing more money at the problem will help settle things. (3) I'll tell you what your problem is, you are not a dumbocrat! (4) Yep, them dumbocrats are using the children as pawns again.
dumbocrat by kingmarki December 10, 2006
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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