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Dumbboat 

Someone that says something so freaking stupid or says something really dumb. You have no word to call them they are a dumbboat
“Can you cook steak in a dryer?” A student asked. Teacher replies,”Are you a dumbboat?”
Dumbboat by Kviv28dance1221 May 2, 2018

SoftLess DumboBoy 

Hesitation Cause By Problems, That People Would Talk Bad About Them In Mean Way Of Snitching On Others.
Piper: Hello Sophie

Sophie: Hi Piper

Piper: We Going Out To The Squad House To See Emily.
Sophie: Oh Okay
Piper: Let’s Go Then.
Sophie: You Know What Happen When You Talk About Missing Emily Always Well I Know Why, You Do It.
You Just Talk Trash Talk About Her And Know I found out That You Are A SoftLess DumboBoy.
Piper: What?

Piper: Mom Sophie Called Me Something Bad.
Sophie: No Don’t Call Your Mom, Now Because You Act

A Little Snitch On Everybody and That Is Why Emily and Me Is Not Friends With You.
Piper: Oh My God, Now I’m About To Cry About My Friends For Me Now, I Am All Alone.
Jay5ive: SMD Piper Go Eat A Dick, Stupid Bitch.
Emily: I’m Here Now Piper, Jay5ive Called You Out Now.
Jay5ive: Yo Sdot Go, Naz GPG and Jay Hound C’mere I Got New Friends Now Emily Dobson And Sophie Fergi.
Sophie: Wow Thank You Jay5ive.
Jay5ive: Thank You To Sophie.
Piper: Shut Up Jay5ive and Give Me Back My Friends.
Jay5ive: Shut The Fuck Up Piper Rockelle, You Not Going Too See Your Friends, They Said They Like Me More Than You,
Matter A Fact You Should Be Gone Without Your People.
SoftLess DumboBoy by AJ EBK November 4, 2023

dumbboggled 

To be both dumbfounded and mindboggled simultaneously. When you're in disbelief that something could possibly exist, and yet there it is right in front of you, looming over you and confusing the hell out of you as to how it even got there.
Greg received a video message from his 3-year-old daughter who was at preschool, and was dumbboggled to discover it was a feature-length remake of Cleopatra starring her alongside Christopher Walken, complete with A-grade special effects.

Mya arrived home and walked into her bathroom, only to be dumbboggled by the sight of a 7ft bronze statue of Buddha where the bath used to be.
dumbboggled by Bloopy April 18, 2017

dumbbodied 

the act of being severely intoxicated, and telling everybody that you are dumbbodied
"I'm so dumbbodied rn I need Expressmart Chicken Sandwiches"
dumbbodied by HardoHeidel October 29, 2017
Referring To Someone Stupid/Dumb
Jay: Hey What’s 2+2?
Jasmine: 9
Jay: You Dumbboi
Dumbboi by Hanu Baboo September 15, 2022
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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