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Dumbboat 

Someone that says something so freaking stupid or says something really dumb. You have no word to call them they are a dumbboat
“Can you cook steak in a dryer?” A student asked. Teacher replies,”Are you a dumbboat?”
Dumbboat by Kviv28dance1221 May 2, 2018

SoftLess DumboBoy 

Hesitation Cause By Problems, That People Would Talk Bad About Them In Mean Way Of Snitching On Others.
Piper: Hello Sophie

Sophie: Hi Piper

Piper: We Going Out To The Squad House To See Emily.
Sophie: Oh Okay
Piper: Let’s Go Then.
Sophie: You Know What Happen When You Talk About Missing Emily Always Well I Know Why, You Do It.
You Just Talk Trash Talk About Her And Know I found out That You Are A SoftLess DumboBoy.
Piper: What?

Piper: Mom Sophie Called Me Something Bad.
Sophie: No Don’t Call Your Mom, Now Because You Act

A Little Snitch On Everybody and That Is Why Emily and Me Is Not Friends With You.
Piper: Oh My God, Now I’m About To Cry About My Friends For Me Now, I Am All Alone.
Jay5ive: SMD Piper Go Eat A Dick, Stupid Bitch.
Emily: I’m Here Now Piper, Jay5ive Called You Out Now.
Jay5ive: Yo Sdot Go, Naz GPG and Jay Hound C’mere I Got New Friends Now Emily Dobson And Sophie Fergi.
Sophie: Wow Thank You Jay5ive.
Jay5ive: Thank You To Sophie.
Piper: Shut Up Jay5ive and Give Me Back My Friends.
Jay5ive: Shut The Fuck Up Piper Rockelle, You Not Going Too See Your Friends, They Said They Like Me More Than You,
Matter A Fact You Should Be Gone Without Your People.
SoftLess DumboBoy by AJ EBK November 4, 2023

dumbboggled 

To be both dumbfounded and mindboggled simultaneously. When you're in disbelief that something could possibly exist, and yet there it is right in front of you, looming over you and confusing the hell out of you as to how it even got there.
Greg received a video message from his 3-year-old daughter who was at preschool, and was dumbboggled to discover it was a feature-length remake of Cleopatra starring her alongside Christopher Walken, complete with A-grade special effects.

Mya arrived home and walked into her bathroom, only to be dumbboggled by the sight of a 7ft bronze statue of Buddha where the bath used to be.
dumbboggled by Bloopy April 18, 2017

dumbbodied 

the act of being severely intoxicated, and telling everybody that you are dumbbodied
"I'm so dumbbodied rn I need Expressmart Chicken Sandwiches"
dumbbodied by HardoHeidel October 29, 2017
Referring To Someone Stupid/Dumb
Jay: Hey What’s 2+2?
Jasmine: 9
Jay: You Dumbboi
Dumbboi by Hanu Baboo September 15, 2022
The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026