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dumbiotic 

When something is dumbiotic, it is a bad or unintelligent person or thing that you s both dumb and idiotic.
I hate that we have to go to Tae Kwon Do and the BTS concert tonight, it’s so dumbiotic!
dumbiotic by Giraffe Man Andrew November 14, 2019

Dumbification 

Person A: dude, I’m totally into dumbification.

Person B: that’s fucking weird dude

Dumbinicans

Mostly feeble-minded, doltish, half-witted group of Hispanics from the Caribbean peninsula of Dominican Republic, who move to either New Jersey, Connecticut or New York to ultimately put up either a Barbershop, Hair Salon or Bodega. Other notorious occupations include driving taxis, buses or any other form of public transportation with complete disregard for the traffic laws of this country.

They are the proud unimaginative creators of the musical genres known as "Bachata" and "Merengue"; an obnoxiously played-out sound that they cannot go 5 minutes without listening to. Most tend to be extremely arrogant, narcissistic and egotistical; especially the younger generation, who spend most of their time smoking hookah, drinking beer with tomato juice and bragging about all the imaginary money they make at their imaginary jobs. The women often have very attractive, voluptuous bodies yet they tend to have bad acne do to all the fried plantain and salami they're diet consists of. They also have a hideous accent that can only be appreciated by the most moronic, ignorant person.
Dumbinican talking: " Oye loco! Que lo que?! Eh diablo pero ete tigere se paso con la vaina esa q escribió en el Diccionario urbano! "

Annoyed person: " This bus driver is so ghetto. Fuckin Dumbinicans."

dumbitille 

a dumb blonde who laughs at everything and has a binge eating problem. She has non existent eyebrows and a caffeine addiction. She's probably going to die at 35 out sleep deprivation.
(girl 1) *trips and falls down inn the tube onto a random man*
(girl 2)"You're being such a dumbitille!"
dumbitille by siberasidney May 28, 2020

dumbonics 

The language of choice for those who try to speak intelligently by using words they do not understand and end up sounding dumb as f***. Very common among the ex-spouse species.
I don't understand your ex-wife. Does she speak dumbonics?
dumbonics by dmaestas March 2, 2010
1. A dumb bitch
2. A person that one hates for their overwhelming stupidity
Brian: "Man our teacher is so stupid!"
Mark: "Yeah I know, she's a dumbitch"
dumbitch by brin-paw December 3, 2005