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Urban Dictionary Dumbass 

Someone who writes Urban Dictionary definitions about themselves, or people who they know, but who are not famous. Esp. when those definition is "*insert name here* is very cool and attractive."
Person 1: Hey! Jeremiah defined himself on Urban Dictionary!
Person 2: What an Urban Dictionary Dumbass...

Professional Dumbass

Someone who does stupid shit so often, they somehow become proficient at doing it well
Stan is a professional dumbass, he keeps getting himself out of stupid situations
Professional Dumbass by Garlic S August 25, 2020

Dumbassness 

A non communicable disease that tends to affect young adults but may be noticed in older individuals who continue to be carriers for many years to come.
It was out of sheer dumbassness that he opted to get drunk and get into an arguement with a cop...
Dumbassness by nachomama April 17, 2012

dumbass dad 

When ur dad is a asshole who is emptyheaded and has now real brains but acts like he knows about anything
I have a dumbass dad i think just knowing him makes me stupid
dumbass dad by .Pyro. March 1, 2018

dumbass people 

People whom do not have any common sense what so ever and continuously do stupid things over and over and over again never learning from their mistakes.
dumbass people by sfol November 2, 2013

Dumbassfuck 

n. Someone, who by looking at them, it cannot be deciphered if that person is a dumbass or dumbfuck, so he or she is probably both of them.
Look at Jeremiah over there. He's walking around with his pants falling down and dancing like a fool. What a dumbassfuck!
Dumbassfuck by Fartface Jones November 30, 2011
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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