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dumb fucking dumby 

a step child. Usually one that annoys the piss out of you and needs to have the shit kicked out of them.
Step Dad: I got home last night and the step kid was being annoying as hell
Man: Tell that dumb fucking dumby to shut the fuck up.

Step Dad: You won't believe what the Dumb fucking dumby did last night.
Man: You mean the DFD.
Step Dad: Yeah him
dumb fucking dumby by step dad February 24, 2008
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you dumb fucking bitch im gonna fuck you 

the queen maddy said that
rue : how long have you been fucking nate jacobs?

cassie : crying bc she’s actually not crazier than maddy

maddy : you dumb fucking bitch im gonna fuck you
cassie: *run upstairs*

You dumb fucking cretin, You fucking fool. absolute fucking buffoon. you bumbling idiot, fuck you 

Parents: "Aww! Our baby is finally talking!"

The Baby: "You dumb fucking cretin, You fucking fool. absolute fucking buffoon. you bumbling idiot, fuck you"

dumb fucking asshole 

dumb fucking asshole one who is a dumbass and a fucking ediot more vulgar and offensive when just calling someone a dumbass is not enough
this man broke into his neighbors house and got attacked by his neighbors 6 dogs that dumb fucking asshole was lucky to escape with his life

Dumb Fucking Bitch 

A woman who does not listen to any form of reason, often responding to reason with a dumb, bitchy response.

A woman who expects you to do everything and anything at all times and bitches you out if you dont do only one of those.
Mom: You don't try to get a job so your being disrespectful
Me: (thinking) wow your such a DUMB FUCKING BITCH

Fucking Dumb Ass Stupid Whore Bitch Asshole Fucker 

a stupid dumb ass bitch, who you refuse to take her shit daily, and you RAMMED HER HEAD IN WITH A BASEBALL MOTHER FUCKING BAT... also... SHELIA ADAMS, a stupid little whore bitch, dat i know foreva, so, mhm, yeah. this is also a person that you have known for a long time, and you have always hated this person, and they have destroyed your life, and they are worse then any little bitch u eva met.
1."do u know a fucking dumb ass stupid whore bitch asshole fucker?"
2."yeah of coruse, shelia adams."

Dumb Fucking Retard 

Dumb Fucking Retard.

When someone is so dumb and so retarded, the only way you can properly describe their lack of cognitive ability is by calling them a dumb fucking retard.
Peter: My bitcoin wallet got corrupted and all my bitcoin is gone!
Everyone: Just use the seed phrase to recover the funds and transfer them to a new wallet.
Peter: What's a seed phrase?
Everyone: Wow Peter, you're a dumb fucking retard.
Dumb Fucking Retard by DopeEffect January 19, 2020
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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