duffter

a simple way of calling some a dumb ass fat fucker. used in situations where you want to string a long line of cuss words and don't want to be repetitive. A duffter can be a noun, pronoun and a verb.

Yo he's a bitch high level duffter status.

by Lina M December 23, 2020

Tweedle Duffer

Someone who goes into the jungle gets bitten by a tick or denge bug and catches a 5 day fever AKA jungle fever

I held on to the antibiotics incase I met sombody who would be such a tweedle duffer as to run though the jungle with no bug spray on.

by DemonWeapon April 14, 2017

Duffers' Syndrome

A slang term for the very serious medical condition duphershypertrophy whereby the sufferer acquires over time excessive fatty tissues to the nasal region, giving the patient the not unpleasant features of a gnomish looking fellow; rosy cheeks from the strain of holding one's nose up all day, at times somewhat gormless facial expressions (which can be attributed to the drag-factor but more often can lead an innocent bystander unaware of the condition to conclude that the sufferer is possibly some sort of simpleton) and of course the ever-expanding, bulbous nose which grows and grows like in that fable about the enormous turnip...

Prognosis: Not good; rhinoplasty recommended.

What are you doing resting your nose on that snooker cue? Have you got Duffers' Syndrome or something?

by Mouldy123 April 3, 2011

cattle duffer

One who alters the brand on cattle and steals them; a cattle thief who ‘duffs’ the cattle by altering the brand.

10 years ago, we were just a couple of cattle duffers.

by szaki March 5, 2012

Duffered

When you go to get a cup of coffee and it is the bottom of the pot, then you have to make a new pot and wait for it to be brewed.

Watch this, that pot of coffee is almost out, that guy is going to get Duffered. "Fuck man, I just need a cup of coffee, now I have to make a damn pot, you guys suck!"

by Coffee Bandit January 23, 2018

duffer

a complete idiot

you are acting like a duffer dude.

by Wasif September 1, 2003

Duffer Doo

A Duffer Doo is a boy who gets his girlfriend in bed a ready for sex then epic fails with a condom not only once but TWICE and goes for the third until his girlfriend says it okay no more. Duffer Doos are generally virgins and don't know how to get any.

BK1 "Oh did you hear about that one kid?"
BK2 "Yeah he was such a Duffer Doo last year"
BK1 "Last year? He still is, what epic fail"

by zKaTaNaz October 25, 2009