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One of the many incorrect and exceedingly stupid ways to spell the word douche.
If "deusch" is the way you spell "douche", you're both.

Die, idiot.
deusch by burstroc December 11, 2006
Words you can keep
a nickname for a device used to clean out the vagina.
Marc N. is a Deusch.
deusch by B. Strauss February 3, 2005
a person so lowly, he can only be discribed as something that cleans pussy
riley yurks off to much, he is a deusch.
deusch by tizlom June 10, 2005
Description - Deusch is a slang form of the word douche, and contrary to belief, it is a correct spelling do to the difference of context, and considering it is not literal, it is slang.

In comparison..

Deusch - A pathetic annoying jerk. Someone commonly obnoxious without reason, or extremely arrogant and selfish.

Douche - A chemical based cleaner for a vagina.
Ex1:
Dave: "Damn, did you hear that John's sister got fired cause she wouldn't give her boss a blowjob? He's such a deusch."

Ex2:
Dave's Friend: "Nope, but I do know I walked in on John's sister cleaning her vagina with a bag of douche."
Deusch by AgnoMan July 18, 2009
If you spell it this way, you are one.
Brian: Dude you are such a deusch.

Kayla: Honey you can't spell it that way or everyone will think you're stupid.

Brian: Oh ok...I'm gonna go clean my vagina... Can you tell me how to spell it when I get back?
deusch by kbubbles January 15, 2012

deusch guido 

when a faggot wigger dresses up like a sapranos
caleb gall is a deusch guido sometimes.
deusch guido by noltad eggits March 8, 2008

deusch tart 

a deusch that is either ugly or in a bad mood and has a bad look on theyre face
my friend marty ate some sour candy and now he looks like a deasch tart.
deusch tart by Jason Jordan March 26, 2004
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