deusch

One of the many incorrect and exceedingly stupid ways to spell the word douche.

If "deusch" is the way you spell "douche", you're both.

Die, idiot.

by burstroc December 11, 2006

deusch

a nickname for a device used to clean out the vagina.

Marc N. is a Deusch.

by B. Strauss February 03, 2005

deusch

a person so lowly, he can only be discribed as something that cleans pussy

riley yurks off to much, he is a deusch.

by tizlom June 10, 2005

deusch

If you spell it this way, you are one.

Brian: Dude you are such a deusch.

Kayla: Honey you can't spell it that way or everyone will think you're stupid.

Brian: Oh ok...I'm gonna go clean my vagina... Can you tell me how to spell it when I get back?

by kbubbles January 15, 2012

deusche

receptacle used to cleanse one's vaginal area after rough, vigorous sex.

Raquel's deusche didn't quite fit.

by Avi Mintz March 19, 2004

deusche

Slang/Meaning Pussy. An Insult.

Your a deusche-bag Mark.

by Max August 05, 2004

deusched

a bag or bottle inserted into the vagina to make it not stink...

She smells like she hasnt deushed in 4 days.

Jack: Tina sasid she deusched yesterday!
Liam: Is that why she smells like vinegar?

by kennedymckay April 29, 2009