Ducking Me
Ducking Me by grhgrdhdrhrdgrhdrthdr April 19, 2021
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ducking medium
the state of being desperately constipated.
Goofball 1: Man last night was not fun at all.
Goofball 2: How come man?
Goofball 1: I was ducking medium man, took me like three hours to get off the toilet man.
Goofball 2: Damn man.
Goofball 2: How come man?
Goofball 1: I was ducking medium man, took me like three hours to get off the toilet man.
Goofball 2: Damn man.
ducking medium by pseudonym.exe September 30, 2019
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Melon Docking
The act of insertingyour penis into a natural or man made orifice on a melonof your choosing.
To fuck a hole in a Melon.
Fun for 1 and up to as many as you can fit on said melon. Also commonly known as Melon balling.
To fuck a hole in a Melon.
Fun for 1 and up to as many as you can fit on said melon. Also commonly known as Melon balling.
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The shiniest decking on the planet, not even the size nutboys head could cover the the brightness. Legend has it that meatball would varnish it 4 times a day.
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