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ducking medium 

the state of being desperately constipated.
Goofball 1: Man last night was not fun at all.
Goofball 2: How come man?
Goofball 1: I was ducking medium man, took me like three hours to get off the toilet man.
Goofball 2: Damn man.
ducking medium by pseudonym.exe September 30, 2019

Are you dicking me right now? 

a question directed towards a person who provides you with information that blows your mind.
John: "uuh dude i just saw your mom making out with your social studies teacher!!"

Joe: "are you dicking me right now?"

duckingmachine 

a machine that makes infinite ducks, and its a free food machine ha! ha! ha! (im jk)
I love to use my duckingmachine to create ducks.
duckingmachine by N0N0 the 3rd January 15, 2024

duckingmachine 

defaniduckingmachine means BEEEEEEEP BEEEEEEP and BEEEEEP. ton
duckingmachine by anonymous January 15, 2024

Melon Docking 

The act of insertingyour penis into a natural or man made orifice on a melonof your choosing.

To fuck a hole in a Melon.

Fun for 1 and up to as many as you can fit on said melon. Also commonly known as Melon balling.
David’s evening at the bar ended in a 4 hour session of Melon Docking
Melon Docking by Originalgazelle August 10, 2019

Meatballs Decking 

The shiniest decking on the planet, not even the size nutboys head could cover the the brightness. Legend has it that meatball would varnish it 4 times a day.
meatballs decking is shiny almost too shiny