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duck poking 

When you put on a yellow plastic duck bill and then poke your gf right in the pooper.
Yo homie I was duck poking the literal shit out of your mom last night!
duck poking by Casssass February 28, 2015
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peking duck 

i was reading the two definitions above

just to clarify what peking duck is on a very basic level

peking duck is a wrap of duck with the best sweet sour sauce in it
you don't wanna breakfast wrap anymore if you ever try peking duck at any decent Chinese restaurant (buffets don't count)
guy-babe, you wanna a bite of my peking duck?
girl-yea, sure
guy-flash me first
peking duck by Duck Peking December 29, 2007
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Peking Duck 

1. A delicious Chinese duck dish served with plum sauce wrapped in a thin wafer like paper bread.

2. One who attempts to take a subtle look at a female's breasts or behind without being noticed.

3. You attempt to look at something without moving your head; only darting your eyes to the object of interest.
1. The man was on a date with his girlfriend and the attractive waitress bent over. He quickly looked at his girlfriend to make sure she wasn't watching then quickly darted his eyes, Peking Duck like, towards the waitresses behind.

2. He was sitting at the footy and in front of him was a very busty girl. He would constantly look down, not moving his head but only his eyes, much like a Peking Duck, to catch a glimpse of the magnificent mammories.
Peking Duck by bigfev December 29, 2009

peking duck 

When taking a bath with your partner, dive under water and wrap your lips around their asshole. When they fart in your mouth, hurry up to the surface and blow it in their face.
Today I confronted Tom about the peking duck he gave me last week.
peking duck by Emmit May 17, 2006

peking duck 

Blowing breath into your partner's mouth during a half-open-mouthed kiss which make him or her looks like a peking duck.
1: find a partner
2: ask him/her nicely if they want to try the peking duck kiss
3: if they agree, grab their face and make sure they won't run away like a duck
4: do the normal kissing, but add a little bit air blowing and see how they like it
5: if they do, blow more
6: if they do not, blow more, if you fail, go back to step 3
7: enjoy
Me: I gave my boyfriend a peking duck kiss...
BFF: How does he like it?
Me: He broke up with me. I blow him away. lol
peking duck by HoleyCow October 29, 2017

Peking Duck 

Giving the fruitbowl to someone then pressing it on an unknowing or unwilling person.
Pete- Hey John
John- Huh?
Pete- PEKING DUCK!
Peking Duck by Swartwood2006 March 8, 2007
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