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dryver's license 

A "restricted" motor-vehicle operator's card dat either (1) forbids you from operating your car during wet/snowy weather, and/or (2) mandates dat you be absolutely sober (i.e., "dry") before getting behind da wheel.
If you are super-klutzy about doing your wash, da laundromat might issue you a restricted-access (i.e., you must ask an attendant for supervision/assistance in loading your washed-but-still-damp clothes) dryver's license, too, since they would be concerned about your puttin' your careless cotton-pickin' paws on any of their expensive heat-tumbler machines.
dryver's license by QuacksO May 18, 2020
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Driver’s license 

Hey have you listen to the song Driver’s license?
Yeah it’s all over my fyp
Driver’s license by Halouinm January 10, 2021

driver's license 

a song written by olivia rodrigo to listen to when you're thinking of your ex (or, for people who are forever alone, crush that dumped you). if listening within a 2 mile radius of an american high school, can make everyone, from ig baddies or abgs to tiktok egirls to even weebs, cry and think about what went wrong in their lives. people call it "basic", but it's really not.
driver's license slaps omg...olivia rodrigo emmy nomination when

my best friend put driver's license on her instagram story again. is she ok?

driver's license chicken

Figure out a way to get pulled over by the police that doesn't endanger the public, roll down your window, look the policeman in the eye, reach out your driver's license and don't let go. Begin counting to yourself "one one thousand.. two one thousand.." If the policeman breaks the chain first, take your time and double it (ie 30sec x 2 = 60 points). If you break first, then there's no multiplier (30sec = 30 pts). Then multiply by an additional x10 danger multiplier (30sec x 2 x 10 = 600).

If the policeman cracks a smile at any point, immediately let go, smile and say "who pays your paycheck?". The multiplier for a smiling policeman is x500 because there's not a snowball in hell that he'll smile to begin with, so (10sec x 500 = 5000). Operation driver's license chicken is not about agitating policemen, but about reminding them the customer is always right.

The next day is round 2. If it's the same policeman, you're not multiplying anything by anything because you'll be on to the next challenge, hand cuff chicken.

Extra credit: Have your passenger record video for posterity. Add 5,000 points to total your score, because you just leveled up to straight jacket chicken.

See also: toll booth chicken, drive-thru chicken
"Hey Eddie, I'm starving, man. Even prison food would beat this empty fridge. Let's go play driver's license chicken!"
driver's license chicken by Mark_J January 17, 2009

driver's license 

A redneck's dream card. Allows them to legally drive.
Patty and Selma: You'll get your license in the mail within 2 weeks.
Cletus: Hot damn! No more sittin' in the dirt at the drive-in!
driver's license by 0niTTRay December 27, 2003

driver's license 

🎶You probably are the blonde girl 🎶 that always searches this up🎶 cuz you don't want to be alone🎶

since🎶Olivia Rodrigo blew up🎶yeah🎶but today was your last blonde day 🎶cuz you're getting your hair dyed a colorrrrr🎶 you think that you're ugly but i think that you're wrong in all 🎶wayyysssss🎶I think that you got this and i think that you're strong everyyyyyway 🎶so 🎶guess you just believed what the mean ones had said about youuuu🎶well I think you got this so go ahead and tell me I'm wrong🎶You're great 🎶so great 🎶 I think you're getting stronger everyyy day🎶 Don't you just really relate?🎶 Don't let them treat you like toys 🎶Gosh you're so blue🎶they used you🎶they thought they'd down your tune🎶oooooooooooh🎶cats, dogs🎶groundhogs🎶all these things are great🎶as a service pet🎶reconnect.. 🎶 they'll recognize your face🎶even when you're blue🎶cats love you🎶follow you to each place🎶 just like dogs do🎶 oooooooooooh 🎶

Song cover by: I'msittingherebarbecue sauceonmytitties

Driver's License Weight 

The weight a person reports on his or her driver's license which is anywhere between 5 and 20 lbs. less than the person's actual weight.
"I'm cutting out carbs so that I can get down to my Driver's License Weight."
Word of the Day on April 17, 2015
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