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The Drunken Clam
The Drunken Clam by david faustino May 11, 2012
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drunken sailor
drunken sailor by Verdigris June 15, 2016
Drunken Peasants
A popular podcast started by The Amazing Atheist. If you do something stupid, they will destroy you.
Drunken Peasants by Cleffroski November 7, 2014
Drunkenese
The prevailing language of Alchoholopia and its prevailing Drunken Commonwealths. Considered by many as one of the easiest to learn and most universally popular of the languages, Drunkenese is still not considered a viable language credit in most accredited instututions of higher learning.
If you are unsure whether or not a speaker of an unfamiliar language is in actuality speaking Drunkanese, look for these tell-tale signs: Excessive salivating, repeated catch phrase quoting, propensity to trail off or tell stories that never really go anywhere, horizontalness, spontaneous projectile vomiting, and a tendency to overestimate audience's level of interest in speaker.
Speakers of Drunkenese are occasionally confused with having a degenerative brain disorder.
If you are interested in learning more about Drunkenese, check out a bottle of Royal Crown from your local liquor store and study, all night if you have to.
If you are unsure whether or not a speaker of an unfamiliar language is in actuality speaking Drunkanese, look for these tell-tale signs: Excessive salivating, repeated catch phrase quoting, propensity to trail off or tell stories that never really go anywhere, horizontalness, spontaneous projectile vomiting, and a tendency to overestimate audience's level of interest in speaker.
Speakers of Drunkenese are occasionally confused with having a degenerative brain disorder.
If you are interested in learning more about Drunkenese, check out a bottle of Royal Crown from your local liquor store and study, all night if you have to.
Man 1: "Hey...thees parteee izzz tha...shiiii...uhm...hey...man I just like totally downed uhm 5 Jager shots and...Im Rick James bitch!"
Man 2: "Im sorry. I dont speak Drunkenese. Where are your pants?"
Man 2: "Im sorry. I dont speak Drunkenese. Where are your pants?"
Drunkenese by Habeeb the Defiler May 28, 2005
Drunken Stupor
Rob Ford
"Yes, I have smoked crack cocaine, probably in one of my drunken stupors, probably approximately about a year ago.”
Drunken Stupor by Rob Ford November 5, 2013
drunken tiger
pioneers in Korean Hip Hop
Tiger JK and DJ Shine are the people the group ones from cali and another from queens, ny
Tiger JK and DJ Shine are the people the group ones from cali and another from queens, ny
drunken tiger by Dong Woo February 14, 2005
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Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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