LookSnowflake, don't blame me bitch, I DRTFA. But I still know the President is a douchebag.
or
DRTFA -- But look the title is: 'The "Ass-Slapping was Never Done in an Inappropriate Manner.'
This refers to chicks (or dudes) who will never go home with you, but will make out with you on the dance floor until you get totally turned on and think that you have scored a horny one.
That chick last night at the club was only DTDFMO, you should'v tried taking someone else home..
Acronym for "Don't roll too far."
Used as a response to "rofl."
7:21:46 AM Jackie Bywater: wow.
7:21:49 AM Jackie Bywater: AHAHHAHAHAHA.
7:22:13 AM Jackie Bywater: rofl
7:22:20 AM Eric Lamanna: drtf.
7:22:26 AM Jackie Bywater: lol k
A drtfy is a useless or idotic person. They are fat and lazy, never getting anything done. Drtfies usually require physical trauma in order to be persuaded.