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Drowsy Schiavo
A method of suicide where one chases a fewe oxycodones with liquor before putting his/her ass over their head (satellite dish position), bulldogging a bottle of NyQuil rectally, and masturbating furiously to achieve orgasm before brain death. So named because one'side face will have the same blank expression as Terri Schiavo before the court ordered her feeding tube removed when their body is discovered.
After JI'm lost his job, life savings, wife, kids, and house in the divorce, he decided to pull a Drowsy Schiavo and get beamed up like Anton Yelchin.
Drowsy Schiavo by Mjolnir12982 August 31, 2016
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drowsy driving
Falling asleep or nodding off while operating a motor vehicle. Can lead to accidents, and is as dangerous as drunk driving.
Reporter: "Drowsy driving has become a big safety problem on our highways."
"My friend works a lot of hours, and is always tired. I tried to make him aware of the drowsy driving issue."
"My friend works a lot of hours, and is always tired. I tried to make him aware of the drowsy driving issue."
drowsy driving by yes juanito yes October 21, 2014
drowsy smurf
drowsy smurf by the saggy waffle October 27, 2011
drowsy chaperone
drou-zee shap-uh-rohn
-noun
The act of falling asleep during, or immediately following, masturbation, leaving one's genitalia fully exposed.
-noun
The act of falling asleep during, or immediately following, masturbation, leaving one's genitalia fully exposed.
1. I must have been more drunk than I thought last night, because I totally pulled a drowsy chaperone.
2. I walked in on my roommate's drowsy chaperone this morning. It was disgusting.
2. I walked in on my roommate's drowsy chaperone this morning. It was disgusting.
drowsy chaperone by fancygriddles June 18, 2011
drowsy dragon
drowsy dragon by SinisterIceMan October 16, 2008
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age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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grebo
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TikTok Farlands
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mormon assault vehicle
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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