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Drowsy Schiavo 

A method of suicide where one chases a fewe oxycodones with liquor before putting his/her ass over their head (satellite dish position), bulldogging a bottle of NyQuil rectally, and masturbating furiously to achieve orgasm before brain death. So named because one'side face will have the same blank expression as Terri Schiavo before the court ordered her feeding tube removed when their body is discovered.
After JI'm lost his job, life savings, wife, kids, and house in the divorce, he decided to pull a Drowsy Schiavo and get beamed up like Anton Yelchin.
Drowsy Schiavo by Mjolnir12982 August 31, 2016

drowsy driving 

Falling asleep or nodding off while operating a motor vehicle. Can lead to accidents, and is as dangerous as drunk driving.
Reporter: "Drowsy driving has become a big safety problem on our highways."

"My friend works a lot of hours, and is always tired. I tried to make him aware of the drowsy driving issue."
drowsy driving by yes juanito yes October 21, 2014
when one drinks too much and becomes extremely intoxicated to the point of no return; blackout drunk
chad: dude did she how drunk she was tonight ??
brad: ya bro that bitch was drowsyyy
drowsy by emzdmz October 26, 2019

drowsy smurf 

you roofie a chick paint her blue and have sex with her
I totaly gave that ho a drowsy smurf
drowsy smurf by the saggy waffle October 27, 2011

drowsy chaperone 

drou-zee shap-uh-rohn

-noun

The act of falling asleep during, or immediately following, masturbation, leaving one's genitalia fully exposed.
1. I must have been more drunk than I thought last night, because I totally pulled a drowsy chaperone.

2. I walked in on my roommate's drowsy chaperone this morning. It was disgusting.

drowsy dragon 

The act of chugging a bottle of cough medicine and masterbating before you pass out.
I tried the drowsy dragon yesterday but i passed out before i was done.
drowsy dragon by SinisterIceMan October 16, 2008