A method of suicide where one chases a fewe oxycodones with liquor before putting his/her ass over their head (satellite dish position), bulldogging a bottle of NyQuil rectally, and
masturbating furiously to achieve orgasm before brain death. So named because one'side face will have the same blank expression as Terri Schiavo before the court ordered her
feeding tube removed when their body is
discovered.
After JI'm lost his job, life savings, wife, kids, and house in the
divorce, he
decided to pull a Drowsy Schiavo and get beamed up like
Anton Yelchin.