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Drive way 

A drive way is a person that can't handle their alcohol and usually ends up passing out somewhere dumb like the drive way when there Is a perfectly good couch in the living room.

A drive way is that friend that gets way to fucked up way to fast and then starts being crazy and usually gets people to join.

A drive way is that friend that usually gets injured at parties.
Yo I wanna invite Collier to the party but he's such a drive way. Yeah I don't think we need any drive way here tonight my landlord is coming in the morning.

Yo we got a drive way already. Someone go get a picture of him so we can show him when he wakes up.

Of course Sam had to go and be a drive way again. Not to much fun leaving the party to go to the hospital.
Drive way by Crazy charismatic August 8, 2017
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drive-by-the-way 

A set of seemingly innocuous questions, usually appearing at a time when an email thread appears to be resolved, not necessarily from one's management chain, derailing any semblance of a process of executing against deadlines.
Engineer A: How's your project going?
Engineer B: It's not, I got drive-by-the-wayed by Product Managers all day.
drive-by-the-way by Sir Splainmore November 5, 2014

"The only way to be a quick driver is to consistently drive fast" - SeruiX 

"The only way to be a quick driver is to consistently drive fast" - SeruiX
"The only way to be a quick driver is to consistently drive fast" - SeruiX

Wrong-Way Driver 

A driver, most likely intoxicated or suicidal, who drives on the wrong side of the road because he's stupid.
Watch out for Wrong-Way Drivers in Britain, there are lots of them.

points in a vague way out of the line of sight of the driver

Okay, now turn here!

*points in a vague way out of the line of sight of the driver*

Foreplay on the Driveway 

A phrase to describe how close a romantic couple or fling live from one another. They are in such close proximity they can have foreplay on the driveway.
He lives so close to me, we could have Foreplay on the Driveway

devil's driveway 

the area between a man's balls and his butthole; a taint
"The key to any man's heart is through his taint, a.k.a. the devil's driveway." -Tom Segura