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The turtle club is a group of guys who have slept with or sleep with women of low Attraction. Some would say a 5 out of 10.
The turtle club is a group of guys with low standard's that sleep with women that other guy's wouldn't touch or would only get a BJ from
The turtle club is a group of guys with low standard's that sleep with women that other guy's wouldn't touch or would only get a BJ from
Yo I joined the turtle club last night. Yeah she was pretty big.
Yo the ugly girl over there wants the dick bro. You ready to join the turtle club?
Yo the ugly girl over there wants the dick bro. You ready to join the turtle club?
by Crazy charismatic August 08, 2017
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Cha-mon-nah
Chamonah means to hurry and go in or hurry up and work out for me. It's a phrase used in the hopes of winning something. Usually used in sports or gambling. Games such as pool, poker and golf would best suit this phase.
Chamonah is a more spicy way to say come on please do this for me.
Chamonah means to hurry and go in or hurry up and work out for me. It's a phrase used in the hopes of winning something. Usually used in sports or gambling. Games such as pool, poker and golf would best suit this phase.
Chamonah is a more spicy way to say come on please do this for me.
Alrighty ball chamonah go in the hole!
I need my card chamonah give me my card.
Chamonah one more ball and I win the lottery.
Chamonah 6 more yards till touch down.
I need a birdie on this hole chamonah give me the birdie. Be good to me ball.
I need my card chamonah give me my card.
Chamonah one more ball and I win the lottery.
Chamonah 6 more yards till touch down.
I need a birdie on this hole chamonah give me the birdie. Be good to me ball.
by Crazy charismatic August 08, 2017
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by Crazy charismatic October 21, 2019
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When a girl swallows the dick and balls then still has enough room to tongue punch the fart box.
When a lady can give a BJ and a rim job at the same time.
An incredibly experienced sexual act performed by a modern day whore.
When a ho surprises you with the tongue while she still has the dick and balls in your mouth.
When a lady can give a BJ and a rim job at the same time.
An incredibly experienced sexual act performed by a modern day whore.
When a ho surprises you with the tongue while she still has the dick and balls in your mouth.
Bro that girl was a super freak she gave me the snooki surprise.
She looks like a slut I bet she can give a mean snooki surprise.
He's so hot I'd totally give him a snooki surprise.
My husband doesn't pay attention to me anymore. Have you ever gave him a snooki surprise? I Know it's slutty but if you can't swallow the whole thing then just try the balls. Make sure the mother fucker showers before he comes to bed haha.
She looks like a slut I bet she can give a mean snooki surprise.
He's so hot I'd totally give him a snooki surprise.
My husband doesn't pay attention to me anymore. Have you ever gave him a snooki surprise? I Know it's slutty but if you can't swallow the whole thing then just try the balls. Make sure the mother fucker showers before he comes to bed haha.
by Crazy charismatic August 07, 2017
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When a girl swallows the dick and balls then still has enough room to tongue punch the fart box.
When a lady can give a BJ and a rim job at the same time.
An incredibly experienced sexual act performed by a modern day whore.
When a ho surprises you with the tongue while she still has the dick and balls in your mouth.
When a lady can give a BJ and a rim job at the same time.
An incredibly experienced sexual act performed by a modern day whore.
When a ho surprises you with the tongue while she still has the dick and balls in your mouth.
Bro that girl was a super freak she gave me the snooki surprise.
She looks like a slut I bet she can give a mean snooki surprise.
He's so hot I'd totally give him a snooki surprise.
My husband doesn't pay attention to me anymore. Have you ever gave him a snooki surprise? I Know it's slutty but if you can't swallow the whole thing then just try the balls. Make sure the mother fucker showers before he comes to bed haha.
She looks like a slut I bet she can give a mean snooki surprise.
He's so hot I'd totally give him a snooki surprise.
My husband doesn't pay attention to me anymore. Have you ever gave him a snooki surprise? I Know it's slutty but if you can't swallow the whole thing then just try the balls. Make sure the mother fucker showers before he comes to bed haha.
by Crazy charismatic August 07, 2017
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A fake Homegirl
A woman that will choose drugs over her loved ones
A two faced bitch
The female enemy that acts as a friend
A woman that will choose drugs over her loved ones
A two faced bitch
The female enemy that acts as a friend
I dont fuck with you no more chiklay
I can't trust no bitxh even my moms a chiklay
You see that chiklay over there?
Out my face chiklay we aint cool no more
I can't trust no bitxh even my moms a chiklay
You see that chiklay over there?
Out my face chiklay we aint cool no more
by Crazy charismatic January 24, 2019
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I met this girl at the bar last night. She was pretty hot so I sent her home with a baked muffin.
Yeah he was a freak but kind of nasty with it. He ate the baked muffin.
Yeah he was a freak but kind of nasty with it. He ate the baked muffin.
by Crazy charismatic August 07, 2017
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