driplomat

Someone whom you send to politely tell a building-owner dat he has a leak somewhere.

In da famous "boy with his finger in da dike" tale, said heroic youth would gladly have been a driplomat and run to courteously inform da townspeople dat da ocean-water was starting to leak through da wall, but he was afraid dat if da water was allowed to keep flowing through da eroded channel in da porous berm, said chink would grow too big and cause a disastrous flood before da villagers could get back to make repairs.

by QuacksO November 8, 2022

Toilet Paper Diploma

A diploma worthy only to use as toilet paper. A meaningless diploma. A diploma that is not recognized in any meaningful way.

Yay I got my toilet paper diploma in fine arts!

I didn't even have to take a test to receive that toilet paper diploma.

I don't know why Mike hangs that toilet paper diploma in his office. It's not recognized by anyone outside this office, and by almost noone inside this office.

by Eddy August 5, 2007

Bowing Diplomacy

A foreign policy that centers on a head of state bowing to other nations in order to get a better deal as their slave. Popularized by Donald Trump and the Republican party of the 21st century

Donald Trump initiated his doctrine of Bowing Diplomacy when he bowed to King Salman of Saudi Arabia.

by knunchunks August 29, 2018

good enough diploma

GED or General Equivalency Diploma

Having a good enough diploma is better than being a high school dropout.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant June 30, 2005

big bird diplomacy

When the US Head of State blatantly flips the big middle finger to his electorate by publicly kissing the ass of another fascist narcissist pig to avoid complete personal humiliation.

I kind of majored in big bird diplomacy in early grade school when I started getting my bromances on with the other extortionist bullies.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 16, 2018

Trans Fat Diplomacy

This is when the USA uses its most valuable cultural treasures (fast food) to influence other countries politically.

The USA changing the name of French Fries to Freedom Fries until France support the invasion of Iraq is just Trans Fat Diplomacy.

MacDonalds pulling out of Russia because they invaded Ukraine is just another example of Trans Fat Diplomacy.

by Buckles the Ork May 16, 2022

Diplomatic

Diplomatic means,skilled in dealing with sensitive matters or people,also tactful.

The term 'to be diplomatic' says that somebody is answering some questions in such a way that it does not hurt any body's feelings and the person is saved from making more enemies.

by BikerBoy19 August 20, 2010