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Dried Turds

Big dark nipples that have sunken into the wrinkled brown areola ... resembling dried turds (wet turds if in the bath)
My nipples are like dried turds from all the breast feeding
Dried Turds by Working Class Hero December 29, 2020
Related Words
driem C'Driema Drie Diem driam driedplaydough dried Dried out Draem Dreem

Van Driessen 

The sensitive, much-beleaguered, long-haired school teacher from Beavis and Butthead. His efforts to seamlessly integrate a hippie sensibility while taking on the role of the modern school teacher/authority figure could often lead to interesting consequences.

Mr. Van Driessen, as his students called him, sometimes tried to inspire them and enrich their learning experience through the use of song, which often seemed to lead him into some kind of trouble. He wrote such campfire tunes as "Men Have Feelings, Too" and "Touch a Mountain".

During one field trip, the students were becoming restless during the bus ride so he decided to calm them down with a performance of the second song mentioned, which became sadly prophetic as the bus driver made a, shall we say, confidently sudden stop and Mr. Van Driessen and his guitar were thrown mid-song through the windshield of the school bus and down a treacherous cliff.

He was later recovered by medics and brought up by helicopter although unfortunately not escaping many cuts and bruises brought on from the 100 ft+ descent.
Mr. Van Driessen asked the students to sit in a circle in a group exercise to help them to appreciate and respect each other's feelings.
Van Driessen by Eponymous Bosch November 14, 2004

harpe diem 

Nag all day. Used sarcastically to suggest that someone's been nagging you all day.
Person 1: "And another thing......"
Person 2: "Harpe diem"
harpe diem by SkankyHo_Cairns October 20, 2008

Asriel Dreemurr 

A Very Powerful Goat In Undertale That Can Absorb Souls From Humans And Monsters.
Asriel Is The Best Character Ever.
Who Can Say No To A Very Cute Goat?
Asriel Dreemurr: ∞ Attack ∞ Defence.
The Absolute God Of Hyperdeath.

rapay diem 

to dominantly defeat or conquer someone or something so hard that it uplifts your spirits to an unbelievable level
marshawn lynch rapay diem'd that guy with his stiff arm
rapay diem by lechatelier January 10, 2011

Carpe Diem Cras 

meaning Seize The Day Tomorrow,
This word is in Latin (The Dead Language) and is associated with Carpe Diem meaning Seize The Day....but Carpe Diem Cras is the exact opposite, sometimes used by procrastinators.
Carpe Diem Cras by Double Soul April 1, 2009