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driem by Heymanz09 March 24, 2018
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Dried Turds

Big dark nipples that have sunken into the wrinkled brown areola ... resembling dried turds (wet turds if in the bath)
My nipples are like dried turds from all the breast feeding
Dried Turds by Working Class Hero December 29, 2020
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Van Driessen 

The sensitive, much-beleaguered, long-haired school teacher from Beavis and Butthead. His efforts to seamlessly integrate a hippie sensibility while taking on the role of the modern school teacher/authority figure could often lead to interesting consequences.

Mr. Van Driessen, as his students called him, sometimes tried to inspire them and enrich their learning experience through the use of song, which often seemed to lead him into some kind of trouble. He wrote such campfire tunes as "Men Have Feelings, Too" and "Touch a Mountain".

During one field trip, the students were becoming restless during the bus ride so he decided to calm them down with a performance of the second song mentioned, which became sadly prophetic as the bus driver made a, shall we say, confidently sudden stop and Mr. Van Driessen and his guitar were thrown mid-song through the windshield of the school bus and down a treacherous cliff.

He was later recovered by medics and brought up by helicopter although unfortunately not escaping many cuts and bruises brought on from the 100 ft+ descent.
Mr. Van Driessen asked the students to sit in a circle in a group exercise to help them to appreciate and respect each other's feelings.
Van Driessen by Eponymous Bosch November 14, 2004

harpe diem 

Nag all day. Used sarcastically to suggest that someone's been nagging you all day.
Person 1: "And another thing......"
Person 2: "Harpe diem"
harpe diem by SkankyHo_Cairns October 20, 2008

Asriel Dreemurr 

A Very Powerful Goat In Undertale That Can Absorb Souls From Humans And Monsters.
Asriel Is The Best Character Ever.
Who Can Say No To A Very Cute Goat?
Asriel Dreemurr: ∞ Attack ∞ Defence.
The Absolute God Of Hyperdeath.

rapay diem 

to dominantly defeat or conquer someone or something so hard that it uplifts your spirits to an unbelievable level
marshawn lynch rapay diem'd that guy with his stiff arm
rapay diem by lechatelier January 10, 2011

Carpe Diem Cras 

meaning Seize The Day Tomorrow,
This word is in Latin (The Dead Language) and is associated with Carpe Diem meaning Seize The Day....but Carpe Diem Cras is the exact opposite, sometimes used by procrastinators.
Carpe Diem Cras by Double Soul April 1, 2009
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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