Dreamism a serious mental disorder that is present among lots of twitter users between the ages of 10-18. it causes people to feel a certain kind of attraction for popular minecraft player "dream" or any of his dumb little soy friends. it causes people to feel the need to spend every waking second watching minecraft videos. dreamism also encourages people to pretend to be LGBT in hopes of getting attention, and to put their pronouns in their twitter bio. dreamism also causes people to feel the need to create hardcore pornography artwork of their favorite minecraft youtubers, especially if those creators are minors, because those with dreamism find an attraction to little kids.
"LMAO do you see those weird fucking retards over there?"
"bro dont call them retards, they have dreamism, we refer to them as "seriously mentally disabled".
April 11th is when GeorgeNotFound fought Dream with three rows of hearts and killed him and made Dreamisanidot day a new national day on April 11th of Dream being an idiot
George: I just destroyed you so now it’s officially dreamisanidiot day
Dream: GIVE YOURSELF 10 FUCKING HEARTS
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppymetrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."