A high school course from hell that hosts students who say "hey, I'm good at art, why not?", and immediately turns them into a pretentious art hoes who at the same time hate art. They didn'
t know what they signed up for, or else they wouldn'tve done it in the first place! Eight months, 24 pieces of art --12 breadth and 12 concentrations--, countless
people saying that their art is terrible and that they should just give up, 0 souls remain. Catch 'em in the halls with a bigass portfolio, wearing mustard yellow, permanent bags under their eyes and milk and honey in hand.
Students include:
1) the "
re-starter" who starts their concentration over 10 times, and only has their first
piece done in March. They're "fiiiiiiiiine".
2) the "truly 2D": wisely chooses to do photography, digital art, or anything that isn'
t drawing. See how they finish everything a week or two early and actually stay on the in-class deadlines while everyone else is suffering.
3) the "procrastinator": hasn'
t brought their work home in days...
maybe weeks. 3 all-nighters, 4 gallons of
coffee and 5 mental breakdowns during submission week before they just make the deadline with 10 minutes to spare.
4) the "one who can'
t handle": Just thinks about
stress and how it's going to make them stressed is already stressing them along with every
person who has to hear them
stress about stressing. Cries 3x a day.
5) the "one who tried to switch out... several times": why are they taking AP art? They don'
t even know.
Student 1: "
Yo how's your concentration going AP Studio Art Drawing?"
Student 2: "Not bad, I've got 5/12"
Student 1: "...But submission is in 3 days..."
Student 2: "
Yup! and so is my funeral."
