15 definitions by Michael Gannett

fathermucker

Expletive describing religious fundamentalists and/or literalists who espouse the alleged teachings of prophets or deities of one of the paternalistic religious traditions such as Judaism, Christianity, or Islam, and who promote the adoption of such alleged teachings into laws regulating personal and social freedoms. Fathermuckers include parties as diverse as those who propose teaching Creationism as science and those who promote blowing oneself up in a crowd in order to please their deity/prophet.

So, let's just NOOK the FATHERMUCKERS!

by Michael Gannett February 14, 2006

drawing board

n. (figuratively) the design process, the stages of planning, or the beginning of a process

This idea really sucks - I think we need to go back to the drawing board.

by Michael Gannett February 22, 2006

Baltimoron

1 - n. the regional dialect of Baltimore, Maryland, in which syllables are often dropped and multiple words contracted into indistinct, mumbled phrases.
2 - n. persons speaking the regional dialect of Baltimore, Maryland. (affectionate term, used with respect)

1 - Baltimorons commonly call all members of the opposite sex "Hon," short for "honey."
2 - "Gone downy o-shun" is the phrase used to describe "Going down to the ocean (Ocean City)" for a vacation.
3 - "Wayoo ain calmee" is the urban Baltimore equivalent of "Why haven't you called me lately?"

by Michael Gannett February 14, 2006

cop a squat

v. to defecate quickly and with great efficiency

I was nearly late for the plane, but I ran into the restroom to quickly cop a squat before boarding.

by Michael Gannett February 14, 2006

boogie down

v. to travel in a quick and efficient way for happy purposes; to party with enthusiasm, similar to get down

I am so glad it is Friday night. I think I'll get together with my buds and boogie on down to the city to boogie down.

by Michael Gannett February 22, 2006

sonic boom

n. a fart that displaces a large amount of fresh air, causing a sudden barometric spike that flutters the eardrums, one that hits your nose quicker than your ears

Shock waves rippled back through Ryan's face, like a guy on multi-g force rocket sled ride, as Jonathan loosed a sonic boom that made the windows rattle.

by Michael Gannett February 14, 2006

smith

n. a gun, usually a revolver, derived from "Smith and Wesson," also see credit card

Wipe that smirk off your face asshole, or I'll show you my Smith.

by Michael Gannett February 22, 2006