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Crystal Dragon named Esmeradin, also known as one of the oldest role play gamers in Y!Chat. From what was told, she first logged on in 1995 and has since made several names following this particular Screen name. Her character in the chat room, apparently is one of a very small dragon race, derived from AD&D dracinomicon and has since been working out the roll able stats and attributes for the race to send to Wizards of the coast.
Crystal Dragon Esmeradin stands about seven feet tall in her dragon form, and is covered with opalescent scales that can shift at her will to refract or absorb light and filter it into a laser light burst that can burn at 350 degrees, thus leaving living tissue a pile of ashes. She has oceanic gem toned blue eyes and is very social.
by Pentelope June 28, 2007
Get the Crystal Dragon Esmeradin mug.Fun-loving and good natured, Magenta Crystal Dragon tend to be responsible rulers. They establish domains in the cold, open northern reaches, building castles out of snow and ice. They leave these castles open to the sky, for they love to watch the stars on clear, cold nights.
Hatchlings have glossy white scales that become more and more translucent with age. By the time they reach adulthood, these scales become luminescent in moonlight. In the full light of the day they glow with a dazzling, almost unbearable brilliant magenta.
Like other benevolent dragons, the crystal dragons prefer to talk rather than fight. Even without special abilities, they can be charming and engaging to an extreme. Gems and metal ores are their foods of choice.A crystal dragon's breath weapon is a cone of glowing shards. The shards slice and cut those caught in the cone.
Hatchlings have glossy white scales that become more and more translucent with age. By the time they reach adulthood, these scales become luminescent in moonlight. In the full light of the day they glow with a dazzling, almost unbearable brilliant magenta.
Like other benevolent dragons, the crystal dragons prefer to talk rather than fight. Even without special abilities, they can be charming and engaging to an extreme. Gems and metal ores are their foods of choice.A crystal dragon's breath weapon is a cone of glowing shards. The shards slice and cut those caught in the cone.
by Lord Balrus October 31, 2006
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"Ever since my boyfriend made me do a surprise Crying Dragon, our sex life has been so spiced up in more ways than one.
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