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The Cuckoo Clock

At about 3AM, I was drunk as a skunk because there was a lot of voddy. So, with a certain time limit, I did down it. I came home just in time to hear the cuckoo clock cuckoo three times. Quickly coming up with a plan, I cuckooed nine more times, hoping my wife would think it was midnight. I was very proud of myself.

The next day, my wife asked what time I got home, and I replied, "Midnight, just like I said."

She said that was good, and for some reason she said we needed a new cuckoo clock. When I asked why, she answered, "Last night when it cuckooed midnight, it cuckooed three times, said 'S%!t!,' cuckooed four more times, farted, cuckooed three times, cleared its throat, cuckooed two more times and then started giggling.
down it by quan cao tien August 19, 2010
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a tipical american expresion you use to end a joint
Joe:there is nothing here to smoke...Down it!!(IN a very stoned WAyYy)
down it by JoiNTMaN July 4, 2003

small it down 

When the store is trying to scan a QR code on ya phone
Lady in store : you got a QR code son
Jock : aye yes it's on my phone il just bring it up on the screen
Lady in store: I can't seem to scan it can you "small it down" please
Jock: sorry il pinch the screen and "small it down" for ya
Lady in store: yah that's better it scans now
Jock: happydays

Hold it down 

To maintain someone or to 'hold someone down'.

Meaning to keep someone interested and committed to you without showing hesitation on your part. If youre not holding them down, you ain't trying, it can lead to them leaving your lazy a**
Drake: "she held it down, so she got a Mercedes"
Them: "oh okay"

Friend: "why did you break up with mark?"
Her: "He's so flaky, he just doesn't know how to hold it down"
Hold it down by Ruran Triphis November 15, 2019

down for it

"Down for it" means when you agree with a person about something .
" wanna face time?"

Sure I'm down for it
down for it by Hunnys January 11, 2016

Take it Down a Notch 

instruction to an individual to regulate his or her level of enthusiasm.
Robert needs to take it down a notch with the flirting; he already has a girlfriend.

Got It Down 

When you know something perfectly, you "got it down."
"Eric is one hell of a gardener. Look at all those tomatoes; he has got it down."
Got It Down by Robbie Van Zant October 27, 2013
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