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A multi-purpose word that ranges in meaning, from profanities to the state of being of one.
-Woa, man did you fucking see me crash into that mailbox?
-Totally dowchm man
dowchm by PunksterSnake May 9, 2005
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Douchmina 

A scarf - commonly known as a pashmina - worn by an extraordinary douchebag every day, all day during summer months and winter months. What a fucking douchmina.
Did you see Johnny - he has been wearing that fucking scarf for 12 months straight. It is 98 fucking degrees - douchmina !!
Douchmina by Foshizzlenizzle January 31, 2015
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Douchmonster 

One who totally and completely in every sense of the word is not only totally and completely a "douchebag", but exceeds the boundaries, fulfilling being a "douchbag" so completely that "douchebag" is void of insult so it had to be modified in order to suit there "doucheness", which being defined in and of itself is of, or pertaining to one's level of being a "douchebag"...so there ya have it, a "douchmonster" is in fact a magnanimous DOUCHEBAG in every way, shape, and form..
Man Jorge your such a douchmonster!!!!!!
Douchmonster by Mukluck May 6, 2011
A word which commonly mis-pronounced "douche". Both have the same meaning, although dowche is more notably associated with Alan Garner of "The Hangover" and his pronunciation of words such as "re-tard."
Alan: "what a dowche, look at that re-tard....CLASSIC!"
Phil: "wtf..."
dowche by Launnie Lomigari November 28, 2009

douchmuffin 

Like a douchbag except worse....more insulting....
Dude....you're a fucking douchmuffin!
douchmuffin by Jorygw January 2, 2009
One who is being a homo and a douche.
Look at that guy wearing Uggz. What a douchmo.

Any guy in the Twilight movies is a huge douchmo.
Douchmo by BigRitch November 2, 2010

doichman 

a grumpy, sometimes horny, old man in his 60s-70s
Lino's dad is such a doichman
doichman by AkA Rodrigo Sanchez November 26, 2010
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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