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chopped up like a bag of dough 

A woman with a HUGE ASS. The kind that you can't look away from if you wanted to.
Damn son! Look at dat ass!
Shawty chopped up like a bag of dough!

dough bags 

the two sacks of flesh between your legs if your a man
kathy sucked on my dough bags while she gave me oral sex
dough bags by Nate H Froggy September 28, 2011

Douch Bag 

A complete waste of space, a disgrace. A low quality of being. To pull a Brick.
That kid is such a Douch Bag for farting on the trail the whole time.

douch bag 

A stupid asshole concerned with stupid shit, hense douch bag. Someone who is so concerned with themselves, so much so, that they don't see they don't just undermine everyone else, but themselves as well.
That douch bag at the club with all the bling around his neck and sporting the newest fad kept making creepy passes all night. He does not see the girls all left and he screwed all the other guys’ including himself.

That slutty girl at the club has two kids and a husband at home and would rather shake her ass, what a douch bag. She does not see her kids will grow up to hate her and her husband will eventually leave her.

A douch bag professional athlete snubs and/or insults fans. He does not see that he is screwing over his fellow athletes, his fans, and eventually himself.

A successful business man fusses over his car, his suit, clothes, house, and/or jewellery. The doch bag cares nothing for his children, his wife, his community, or people at work. Then he has the balls to complain his wife cheats, his kids are losers, his car continually gets vandalized, and everyone at work is trying to get him fired.
douch bag by stellarstyle September 3, 2010

Douch Bag 

a term commonly used to refer to the ex-husband.
My ex is such a douch bag. I never know which of his multiple girlfriends he'll bring to our daughter's soccer games or concerts. He's often known to bring two at a time. Even once he brought his current wife AND two girlfriends. Douch bag.