doushbag

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Just another term for dumbass, or someone that talks bullshit.

-Originated in Tatamagouche,
Nova Scotia

Joe: Man Your Sister Is Hott!!
Bill: Joe, That's My Mom...
Frank: Joe, you stupid
f**king "doushbag"!

doushbag by Bobby Mackinnon August 29, 2005

Words you can keep

little scrawny doushbag turd

1. an unattractive boy who thinks he is so cool and decides to treats girls like crap and make them cry
2. a ugly ass boy who calls his girlfriend horrible names and continues to do it when she tells him to stop.

3. a boy who doesnt realize his girlfriend is beautiful and the best and treats her like shit and calls her a bitch for no reason and accuses her of cheating.

One of my beautiful friends was going out with a little scrawny doushbag turd who got mad at her for no reason and repeatly called her a bitch and always told her to shut the fuck up. He treated her with no respect and made her cry many times. Guys like this are known as "Little Scrawny Doushbag Turds."

little scrawny doushbag turd by MHFH Goalie September 22, 2010

Related Words

doushbag • doushbaggery • little scrawny doushbag turd • dooshbag • dushbag • douchbaggery • doughbag • douchbagery • Dooshbagery • Douchbaggius Maximus

Douchbag Santa

One who buys a gift for another knowing that the other party will not expect it. The gift recipient is then left in a awkward position as they have nothing to give the douchbag Santa.

Man, Will showed up unexpectedly at my house on Christmas with present,what a Douchbag Santa!

Douchbag Santa by First DB December 22, 2013

douchbagitron

an act or process to generate a douchbag idea. thinking a bad idea.

I will mix bleach and ammonia to make a great cleaning agent for the floor. Dude, you are being a douchbagitron.

douchbagitron by jayseabee April 24, 2009

Douchbagathon

Watching the full season of Jersey shore in one day

“Hey Carla want to come over and watch the douchbagathon?”
"Na Jersey shore gives you brain herpes "

Douchbagathon by Jsole February 4, 2010

douchbagerie

the act, or state of being a douchbag.

did you see the seattle/green bay game?

no, what happend?

during the overtime coin toss, matt hasseback said "tails, and we're gonna score!" during the first drive, he threw an interception for a touchdown and they lost the game.

a classic case of douchbagerie.

douchbagerie by cpn January 13, 2008

douchbaggery

The act of having a popped collar, sunglasses when there is no sun, wearing an armbad while not participating in any athletic competetion, the overall act of being a douche Bag!!!!

The Douchbaggery of those douchbags was douch baggle!!!!

douchbaggery by Robert "Robbie" Jackson VIII April 24, 2006

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026