Douchus

The combination of the words douche and doofus; a great insult meaning anything in general, from a jackass to an idiot.

You stupid douchus! Get away from me!

by TFE September 4, 2005

douchus maximus

This means that a person is a complete douche by nature. They represent every douche bag tendency.

The main element of a douche bag.

Also means that someone is a douche or a douchus (douche/doofus) to the max.

That kid is such a friggin douchus maximus.

(Following a douchus comment): Douchus Maximus!

by MTracy December 28, 2008

douchus maximus

This means that a person is a complete douche by nature. They represent every douche bag tendency.

The main element of a douche bag.

Also means that someone is a douche or a douchus (douche/doofus) to the max.

That kid is such a friggin douchus maximus.

(Following a douchus comment): Douchus Maximus!

by mTracy July 24, 2007

Douchus Fagus

A saying of Latin origin dating back to the days of the Gladiators. Commonly referred to a person who uses the word Douche too often.

Mona: Your such a Douche!
Ash: Huh?
Mona: DOUCHEEE DOUCHEEE DOUCHEEE!!!
Ash: Douchus Fagus

by Mustang009 February 11, 2009

Douchess

A female douche bag. A douche bag bitch. A women with contemptable manners and spoilded behavior but just does it exceptionally well!

Cynthia is such a douchess, she thinks the world revolves around her spoiled ass!

by Shiny Buster Baby June 18, 2010

Douchist

One who teaches and/or practices the art of being a douche, also known as douchism.

Man I think we need to have an intervention for Alex, I'm pretty sure he's a douchist now.

by Ben, Alex, and Terrance January 24, 2008

Douchestain

Someone with arrogance who leaves a lasting impression like a stain.

douche douchebag douchestain

by A. Dangles February 15, 2009