douchtard

A person who is a douchbag and is retarded to boot.

That douchtard couldn't walk and chew gum at the same time.

by hhopper August 18, 2008

douchtard

mentally challenged douchbag

greg is a fucking douchtard

by lmfao June 24, 2003

douchtard

A retarded douche.

Cathryn is a douchtard.

by SoInLove June 18, 2009

Douchtard

Bryce Morrison, a wanna be douchbag, who is retarded

Person1: is that guys speaking another language
Person2: no he’s just a douchtard

by bmorr June 17, 2018

douchetard

A way to describe someone currently acting like a douche in an attempt to get them to rethink the actions they have taken in their life.

Habid, why are you being such a douchetard to the kind lovely and sweet lady who shows you nothing but love and affection?

by jossthegreat December 17, 2013

douchetard

An insulting term for someone who is simultaneously a "douche"
(i.e., an asshole, jerk, jackass) and a "retard." Expresses both unpleasantness of personality AND stupidity at once.

That asshole is too dumb to even come up with a coherent insult. What a douchetard.

by Mr. X April 4, 2005

Fuckass Douchetard

For when fucker and douchenozzle just don't adequately describe the person or situation.

"Tucker Bush is a fuckass douchetard"

by DanforthMullins December 21, 2007