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douchey hat

a flat brimmed, big hat. often wore by skaters, preps, or jocks. some of the popular brands are fox, dc, metal mullisha.... douchey hats are becoming very popular and now have the designs of a lot of major sports teams and just about everything else
Girl 1: Did you see that really hot guy?
Girl 2: The one with the douchey hat?
Girl 1: Yes. I would love to wear his douchey hat.
by doucheyhat August 22, 2009
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douche hat

A not-so-common synonym for flat-brimmed cap 'flat cap', most commonly used by baseball players. Also commonly used in common urban culture. It is nicknamed a douche-hat because it is common dress of many high-school douches, douchebags, assholes and jerks.
Person 1: "You're wearing a douche hat? Lame."
Person 2: "Hypocrite, you wear them all the whoop-de-fucking time, y'know!"
by peacelovefriendship September 18, 2013
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douche hat

1 : Completely idiotic, without redeeming value, used when douche bag is not derogatory enough (after all, douche bags serve a potentially useful purpose.)
2 : Totally useless or frivolous, as in a miniature hat meant to sit on top of a douche bag.
That guy came out of nowhere and kicked me in the nuts for no reason! What a douche hat.
by hanlonsrazor July 27, 2008
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douche hatted fuck monkey

A person who exceeds the limits of douche baggery. Often times used to describe the most hated person in a class or group of people.
Mike drank all my booze and didn't pay a dime for it. He's such a douche hatted fuck monkey
by Kidl154 September 10, 2014
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douchehat

(n) One who's general lack of intelligence is so grotesque, that it is beyond comprehension.
Jason Jou is a fucking douchehat.
by feature January 10, 2004
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Douchehat

An individual who tends to appear in public wearing a douche-bag as a headdress. This act may be associated with an individual who exhibits the character traits of a douche, but typically derive from acceptable contexts, suggesting less malintent. That is, an individual may convey the opinions of a douche in context, but not in their overall life. See "Douche".
Individual 1: "Ben is a douchebag!"

Individual 2: "No, he just likes to argue"

Individual 1: "This is true, we cannot fault him for this, but his sentiments remain distasteful; as a result, he is a douchehat!"
by wordsmith5 July 16, 2011
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Douchehatting

Trey was douchehatting like crazy
by Marc1245 December 10, 2022
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