Douchey Bag 

A very fugly and cheap bag.

Cheryl had such a douchey bag as she had bought it for only 10 bucks.

Douchey Bag by cheeseburger123 December 11, 2010

douchey bag 

a combination reference of the adjective and the noun to describe a person who is either douchey or a douche bag

Eric spilled his drink on me and didn't even apologize! He's such a douchey bag.

douchey bag by ZeeZee111 July 24, 2011

douchey queer bag 

an insult reserved for use upon the lowest, gayest, most assholic idiots who are ever deserving of your everlasting and unconditional loathing.

how the hell did a douchey queer bag like george w. bush become the most powerful man in america?

douchey queer bag by LA LA LA LA LA LA LA September 13, 2004

Douche Bag in Training 

n. An adolescent or child who either exhibits douche bag behaviors, or is being raised by a certifiable douche bag.

The graphic-t wearing little Douche Bag in Training rushed to the temporary tatoo booth to see all the new tribal designs.

Douche Bag in Training by despot ruler January 20, 2010

Hashtag Douche bag 

A person who uses Hash tags in literally any text they type, aside from twitter.

"I cant believe her email consisted of so many hash tags. Shes turning into a real Hashtag Douche bag"

Hashtag Douche bag by hambamthanxmam December 13, 2013

Douche Bag Mafia

A group of people that believe they are better than everyone else. Total pricks that live to piss on all us normal folk. Total cock smokers who live in a bubble and believe they are god.

Landlord that thinks you are responsible for fixing broken air conditioner in the home you are renting and then forces you to move out!

"Excuse me Mr. Renter would you please bend over while I shove my Mafia foot up your ass!"

"Let me see how can I fuck a perfectly normal person up today? Let me begin by shitting on someones coat!"

Take every Douche Bag Mafia bastard and shove your foot up there ass and wiggle your toes!

Douche Bag Mafia by Klingers Nose September 15, 2011

The High School Douche Bag

A young male who usually has at least 2 of these characteristics: Arrogant, annoying, rude, selfish, self-absorbed, inconsiderate, or enjoys putting others down.

A majority of "popular guys" at your school can be classified as a douche bag.

His activities may include disrespecting girls, cracking "your mom" jokes, disrespecting teachers, making fun of everyone around him, skipping class, or attempting a cover of someone who doesn't deserve to be called a rapper.

They especially like to insult students who are weird (liking different things, having different hobbies, ect. than the douche bag thinks is acceptable).

Drake enjoyed bullying anyone who was "weird" in his eyes, and soon was known as the high school douche bag.

The High School Douche Bag by Justabandgirl August 6, 2012