douchewazz

A person that is being a fucking dick that needs to go home and jerk off because there perverted ass needs to get the fuck away from everyone else.

"That douchewazz cut m off!!"
"Ben is a fucking douchewazz"
"Justin Bieber is a douchewaz!"

by QueenofthisHell101 January 16, 2016

douchewazz

someone who is being a fucking dick that is stupid as shit and needs to go home and jack off in a corner cause they're a fucking creep.

"Justin Bieber is a douchewazz"
"Ben is such a douchewazz"
"That douchewazz cut me off!"

by queenofHell101 January 16, 2016

douchewasher

What some people might call a dishwasher, esp. when they truly hate to load & empty the thing.

Tom, it's your turn to load the douchewasher after dinner!

by Telephony September 7, 2013

Douchewagon

Used to describe an individual who acts in such a douche-ish manner, simply one douche is not sufficient to describe them. This person encompasses enough douche with their behavior to fill an entire wagon from front to back.

"Oh shit, I knew Greg was going to be at this party. Last time he threw up on my shoes - On purpose. What a douchewagon."

by GreenParrot713 September 16, 2009

douchewaffle

An offshoot of the highly popular douchebag. Use in a derogatory sense.

Literal definition: a waffle made using the contents of a douchebag.

Abstract definition: a person who has surpassed the usual level of a 'douchebag' and is now at a whole new level of doucheness.

You drank the last beer? You douchewaffle!

by Kendall October 3, 2004

douchewizard

When someone possesses douchebaggery so intense that their actions cease to become that of a mere douchebag, but instead the actions of someone wielding what can only be described as an otherworldly douche force.

Andy Dick is a douchewizard.

by Coltrane1 September 25, 2008

douchenozzle

someone who is slightly more annoying than your average "joe douchebag" and has need for a more insulting insult, because the nozzle of the douche actually goes into the skanky, nasty pussy, so therefore calling someone a douchenozzle is way worse!

"dude, enough of the 'trogdor!!!!' shit every hour of the day, your such a douchenozzle!"

by aaron, emperor of aaronstan and god of being aweso August 8, 2003