douchewazz
A person that is being a fucking dick that needs to go home and jerk off because there perverted ass needs to get the fuck away from everyone else.
douchewazz by QueenofthisHell101 January 16, 2016
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douchewazz
someone who is being a fucking dick that is stupid as shit and needs to go home and jack off in a corner cause they're a fucking creep.
douchewazz by queenofHell101 January 16, 2016
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Douchewagon
Used to describe an individual who acts in such a douche-ish manner, simply one douche is not sufficient to describe them. This person encompasses enough douche with their behavior to fill an entire wagon from front to back.
"Oh shit, I knew Greg was going to be at this party. Last time he threw up on my shoes - On purpose. What a douchewagon."
Douchewagon by GreenParrot713 September 16, 2009
douchewaffle
An offshoot of the highly popular douchebag. Use in a derogatory sense.
Literal definition: a waffle made using the contents of a douchebag.
Abstract definition: a person who has surpassed the usual level of a 'douchebag' and is now at a whole new level of doucheness.
Literal definition: a waffle made using the contents of a douchebag.
Abstract definition: a person who has surpassed the usual level of a 'douchebag' and is now at a whole new level of doucheness.
douchewaffle by Kendall October 3, 2004
douchewizard
When someone possesses douchebaggery so intense that their actions cease to become that of a mere douchebag, but instead the actions of someone wielding what can only be described as an otherworldly douche force.
Andy Dick is a douchewizard.
douchewizard by Coltrane1 September 25, 2008
douchenozzle
someone who is slightly more annoying than your average "joe douchebag" and has need for a more insulting insult, because the nozzle of the douche actually goes into the skanky, nasty pussy, so therefore calling someone a douchenozzle is way worse!
douchenozzle by aaron, emperor of aaronstan and god of being aweso August 8, 2003
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