douchejitsu

An advanced form of vocal combat usually defined by an excessive use of expletives and a flaming over-dramatization of the smallest of situations that have no impact on anyone except the practitioner.

"Man, that guy was a black-belt in Douchejitsu!"

douchejitsu by Liteboi April 26, 2014

douchetits 

Female expendibility of epic proportions.

Tom: Did you see that girl?!
Joe: Yeah! That's douchetits!

douchetits by Argy Blarkenshnarkle May 24, 2008